Love You so Much, My Horn!

There are so many actors in a play, and only the actor can always stand in the center of the stage. Jiang Ye has been the most handsome boy on the stage since he was a child. His grandmaster has given him food to eat, and he has always excelled in his hands, eyes, body, and steps, as well as in singing, reading, and dancing. When Jiang Ye participated in a competition when he was six years old, he met his biggest opponent in his life, a fair-haired little boy. The two children couldn't tell who was the best, and they became jealous. In the end, Jiang Ye took the opportunity to play the role of Xiaohua Dan and came out on top. When parting, the little rival said: "Jiang Ye, you will become a hero in the future!" Jiang Ye held his hand and reluctantly said, "Will you come to support me then?" "I will act as a supporting actor for you and support you on stage." * In my senior year of high school, a transfer student named Wang Cheng came to my class. Jiang Ye found that this man was very good at kung fu and had a good voice, so he just needed a supporting actor: "Let's put on a show and participate in the competition. There are a lot of prizes, and each of us will get half of it." Wang Cheng: "The bonus doesn't matter, I want to play The West Chamber." "Shall I play Zhang Sheng?" "No, I will play Zhang Sheng and you will play Cui Yingying." Seeing Jiang Ye's hesitation, Wang Cheng added: "The Legend of White Snake is also fine. I will play Xu Xian and you will play White Snake." "..." "Otherwise, we will be a match made by heaven. I, the Cowherd, and you, the Weaver Girl." "Why do you always play my man?" * When Jiang Ye dresses up as a woman, her affectionate eyebrows are irresistible. Wang Cheng squeezed the person into a corner of the backstage: "I want to play for you for the rest of my life." Jiang Yexiao: "No one can be a green leaf all his life, you also have to play a role." "No, I want to be a corner man and support my corner on the stage for the rest of my life!" Jiang Ye:? ? ? Why does it sound so familiar? —————— Pre-collection article "The two movie stars are not very smart" 1. The young actor Hua Tian and the actor Ouyang Cuo have never met, but they are matched by someone and write fan fiction about them. The novel is vividly written, and apart from a few nosebleeds, there is nothing wrong with it. Huatian not only watched it secretly, but also rewarded the author. One day, Ouyang Cuo suddenly appeared in front of Huatian. What happened next was very consistent with the plot in the book. Huatian realized that he had passed through the book. After some ideological struggle, he broke free from the shackles of shame and morality, and quickly captured Ouyang Cuo according to the plot in the book. It's so cool to wear books! 2. Ouyang Cuo was in a complicated mood. He was well-known in the industry, but in the end, he was ruined by a charming bitch. The other party's brain was not working very well and he claimed that he was reading a book. But recently, the fool seems to be doubting the authenticity of the book and has the intention of running away. He couldn't be asked to run away after playing, so Ouyang Cuo decided to give him a "golden finger" to make him believe in the matter of threading the book. 3. Hua Tian unexpectedly gets an "Aladdin's Watch" that can satisfy all wishes. ——I want to shoot a kissing scene with Ouyang. The next day, Huada's mouth became swollen due to constant NG from the director. ——I want Ouyang to be more powerful. Hanada, who couldn't get out of bed for several days, thought to himself, I'm talking about acting. ... Later, Huatian, who discovered the truth, looked up to the sky and sighed: Ouyang Cuo is really a fucking bitch! ---------- "Destiny Programmer" Everyone has an innate "life chart". Success, failure, prosperity and disgrace in life will be determined by this life chart, and it is difficult to change it. "It's not completely impossible to change. To use an analogy, computers run on programs, and programs inevitably make mistakes, which require programmers to maintain." Hua Shen smiled slightly: "Hello, I am a destiny programmer who specializes in fixing bugs in life. You are really lucky to have met me." ——I can help you change your destiny against the odds, and you need to use the luckiest year of your life in exchange. Are you willing? * Taolang, the "manager of destiny", specializes in human destiny. Recently, he discovered that someone was helping people change their lives without authorization, causing the world to be reversed and strange. Tao Lang found out this person's life chart and added a "life and death calamity" in it with the intention of ending the other person's life. It wasn't until there was a man named Hua Shen on his bed that Tao Lang discovered that the life-and-death calamity he had suffered had turned into a peach blossom calamity for some unknown reason. And those peach blossoms will all come true in his body. Intention: Run forward with the pride of a young man!