Insensitive Strategy
钝感攻略
by Crossing Double Star (渡双星)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 257k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-collection of the supernatural article "The Metaphysics Boss He Doesn't Want to Be Popular" in the entertainment industry. I beg you to collect it. The copy is below~ The singing genius Qi Su (xiu) was at the peak of his career when he debuted, but when his career was at its peak, he suddenly announced that he would retire to recuperate due to illness, causing fans to cry. Qi Su died and was reborn as a mute. He could only restore his voice by collecting love points. ... In this deserted place where birds don't poop, tell me how to get like points? ! Qi Su had already made the decision to remain mute for the rest of his life. Suddenly one day, someone knocked on his door. In order to regain his voice, Qi Su began to attack him, smile at him, care for him, and make unexpected physical contact from time to time. He felt like he hadn't done anything, so his love value had increased too quickly! As the superstar of the Federation, Gu Shenghe was invited to participate in a live variety show called "Survival Journey on an Undeveloped Planet." There were a total of 5 guests, each with an amateur partner. Only he chose one... Mute? In addition to being good-looking, the mute doesn't even understand basic common sense. He is a useless vase. The King of Heaven took a breath: It's over, hell mode! Forget it, because he has good looks, a good figure, and is sweet and warm, I will just take care of him reluctantly. Later, he discovered that the person he chose was not a loser. He was just a humanoid self-propelled plug-in. How could he know everything? Gu Shenghe: It smells so good! Star Network Small Theater: Audience 1: My partner is mute and can't even use bunching. I can basically see the ending. I feel sorry for the king. Audience 2: Wow, such good looks! Wife! Audience 3: I'm laughing so hard, Gu Shenghe was almost turned into a grin. Audience 4: Wait, don't turn on the light, I can pay. Later, the voice returned and a song enthroned the gods. Qi Su: Sorry, survival in the wild is just an amateur, the stage is my show. The person on the stage was as bright and dazzling as the stars. Gu Shenghe just wanted to hold him in his arms and hide him in the room so that no one could see him. All the husbands bring their own data to take care of the weaklings* The mute beauty only pretends to be obedient and hugs her thighs (X) The old hooligan failed to show off and was led to lie down by the King of Heaven to attack* The wild survival skills were fully charged and the sound monster was attacked (√) Shuangjie …………………………………………………… "The master of metaphysics doesn't want to be popular" copywriting Fu Qing is a spiritual master, no one knows. He followed his family's motto and lived in seclusion in the city, successfully keeping a low profile for twenty years. One day Fu Qing went to a noodle shop to eat noodles, and a mobile phone was missing on the table. Fu Qing took a look, and hey, the yin energy wrapped around the mobile phone was thick and black. Fu Qing disliked it so much that he didn't even touch it. When the owner came and kept thanking him, Fu Qing couldn't help but said: "You'd better take your girlfriend to the hospital for a check-up." Unexpectedly, that afternoon, the person in his dormitory said to him very excitedly: "Dude, you are famous on the Internet, you know!" Fu Qing, who looked confused, turned on his phone and watched a high-definition video of him eating noodles and returning the phone to the owner. The title on it read--Best actor Qin Yuxiu is suspected of being in love. What the hell? "You don't know?" The roommate explained enthusiastically, "This is a live observation program. This episode tests the basic qualities of Chinese people. The person who plays the owner is the popular actor. You said in the program that he has a girlfriend, and it became a hot search." The barrage was so dense that it almost paralyzed the entire platform. [Hahahahaha, before I watched the video, I thought Xiao Qin was caught by reporters in disguise and going to a roadside stall to eat noodles with her boyfriend. [The man is useless, Xiao Qin is also in love. [This passer-by is so good-looking. He is no less impressive standing next to Xiao Qin. Are you interested in entering the entertainment industry? [I'm the only one curious, how did this passerby know that Xiao Qin had a girlfriend? Curious netizens dug and dug and found an ancient candid video: "Ah, this guy set up a stall outside a certain scenic spot to tell fortunes.", "It's this master, he is very accurate." Fu Qing became an instant hit in a magical way. Later, the actor came to bother him and said that there were many strange things happening around him and he would feel safer only if he stayed with Fu Qing. Fu Qing looked upright: "It's not that I don't have it, I'm just an ordinary college student." Talent scouts also came to his door and said they wanted to help him debut as an idol. Fu Qing was unmoved: "No, I still have a bunch of dolls to make." Talent scout: "You can make a lot of money." Fu Qing: "Really? Then sign the contract." Until he actually entered the entertainment industry, Fu Qing found that the supernatural events around him had doubled, such as coffin-shaped elevators, crazy women, and the most bizarre thing was that he found that Qin Yuxiu looked very much like the doll he had inspired. Fu Qing, who just wanted to be a quiet idol and make money, pretended not to see it, but the kid kept leaning towards him without eyesight. Fu Qing was furious: What a bully! Forced and helpless, Fu Qing had no choice but to return to his old career, secretly and secretly doing the work of the underworld again. Entertainment industry + metaphysical themes. The setting of a spiritual master is a kind of warlock. He can also tell fortunes, read Feng Shui, catch ghosts and other skills. Purpose: I don't even understand the basic knowledge of interstellar, so I only know the rest.
