That year, I put my hands in my pockets and was treated as a mentally retarded child.
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When I was a child, I was what others called a mentally retarded child.
Growing up, I was what others called a psycho.
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When I was five years old, I moved into Sano's house, and I immediately recognized that the yellow-haired boy was my Monkey King, the Monkey King.
I knocked him down, rode on him and yelled
"Great Sage! Great Sage! I am your wife! Yuzhang Xiaopanzi!! I have finally waited for you! Take out your wishful golden hoop and come to marry me under the colorful auspicious clouds! Let's get married! Great Sage!!"
Sano Manjiro: "Get down!!!"
Sano Mansaku: "This child seems to be really mentally ill!"
From then on, I became the great sage's little follower, and I would go wherever he went. I help the Great Sage everywhere.
When the great sage fights, I will use my magic to help the great sage.
"The Great Sage and I, the handsome Demon God, are here to save you. Let go of my Great Sage! Look at my durian magic,"
The durian magic hit the Monkey King, and the Monkey King turned into a pig's head.
"Great Sage, wasn't my handsome devil handsome just now?"
Sano Manjiro who turned into a pig head: "I'll be cruel to you!!!"
The great sage skipped class and got stuck. As the wife of the great sage, I, the handsome devil, could repair my hands and watch. No, I reported the school security in a blink of an eye and rescued the great sage from the tree.
"Great Sage, I saved you, aren't you happy?"
Sano Manjiro, who was punished to copy the Tao Te Ching 300 times: "I'll be cruel to you!!!"
On Valentine's Day, I used special chocolate mud to make colorful chocolates for the Monkey King. I specially selected colorful chocolate mud and gave it to the Monkey King, but the Monkey King ended up in the hospital.
"Great Sage, why did you end up in the hospital? Are you okay? The handsome devil is really worried about you."
Sano Manjiro, who accidentally ate plasticine and had his stomach lavaged: "I'll be cruel to you!!!"
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In the past few years of living with the Great Sage, I have been thinking about how to make the Great Sage happy every day, but the Great Sage seems to hate me more and more. It doesn't matter, it's enough that I like him.
When I was fifteen years old, I said those words to the Great Sage again
"Great Sage! You will marry my handsome demon god in the future, right!"
But this time the answer I got was
"No, Yuzhang Xiaopanzi, I've had enough of you. You're just a psycho. How could I possibly marry a psycho like you! I don't want to act anymore. I don't like you at all. I've never liked you!"
"It doesn't matter, Great Sage, it's enough that I like you, that's enough that I like you!"
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Sano Manjiro: "It would be great if I met you in the past."
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Kurokawa Isana: "It's a pity that I am Tang Sanzang and cannot be your Monkey King, the Monkey King."
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Hatora Hanomiya: "Commander Demon God, we are good friends, right? Yes, we are good friends, and we can only be good friends."
Purpose: I hope everyone can find their own great sage
