Siyu, a top student in history who was almost bald, wrote his thesis upside down day and night. With victory in sight, he was just missing the last punctuation point. With a "pop", Si Yu's heart felt numb, his eyes went black, and he lost consciousness.
When Siyu woke up, his eyes were completely dark.
"Is there a power outage?" Siyu said to himself.
"No, you're dead." A ghostly voice came from above.
"You, you, you... Are you a human or a ghost?" Si Yu stared at him unfocused.
"I'm a ghost, and so are you, congratulations." The ghost said with a smile.
"Am I really dead?" Si Yu's eyes widened.
"Uh-huh." The other person tilted his head, but Siyu couldn't see it.
"Can you not die?"
"Hmm... Huh? I'm afraid not."
"Then... Can you let me finish the last punctuation mark?"
"I have obsessive-compulsive disorder." Siyu covered his face and really wanted to die.
"..."
Scene 2
Two headless ghosts were holding their heads and basking in the moonlight at the gate of the underworld.
"I heard that the superiors hired a teacher for us?"
"Teach what?"
"Teaching history."
One of them held his head and glanced behind him at the mahjong parlor where the bosses of various dynasties were playing the 400th round of mahjong.
"Are you sure these people need to learn history?"
"As people get older, they always forget."
"It's all a bitter history, why bother making people unhappy."
"Live until you are old and learn until you are old"
"You want to learn even if you're dead?"
"There is no limit to learning"
"Dear, I suggest you turn around and make the right decision."
Instructions for reading:
1V1 HE
A hard-working and uncomplaining mentality with a great attitude and a natural acceptance VS a ruffian's attack on a series of lies about beauty in the prosperous age
A heartless little sweet article, occasionally dropping historical experience packs
Please taste it
Mission: Live and learn