Copywriting 1 - The top student in the Department of Archeology at Peking University is attacked by a boss from the Department of Finance at Tsinghua University (He Nai vs. Zhu Xuan)
1: Tsinghua University boss, an illegitimate son who was given up by his biological mother and returned to his biological father at a young age.
He hated it day and night and couldn't understand it, and finally thought:
"Why doesn't she want me? It's not because she has no money!"
From then on, he embarked on the road to ascending to the throne by any means necessary, killing gods if he stood in the way of gods, and killing Buddhas if he stood in the way of Buddha!
He is a top student at Peking University and a problem-solving expert in a small town in a poor county.
Whatever you do is just willful, and you won't listen to anyone's advice when choosing archeology!
A heart dedicated to the Party and a heart dedicated to serving the country.
2: At the beginning:
The Tsinghua boss said coldly: Only power and fame can make me happy! Who do you think you are?
The Peking University bully replied: If you don't agree with each other, take your dirty money and get out! I want to go back to my hometown and build my hometown!
3: Later:
The Tsinghua boss cried and said: If there is no He Nai, what is the use of all this? He Nai, please come back to me!
The Peking University tyrant hugged him: Zhu Xuan, you are right. Empty talk harms the country, slogans harm people, and it is difficult to move forward without money!
Copywriting 2——
1: Before the scholar was admitted to Peking University, no one knew he was a scholar.
"What's the matter? You just don't come back from school all the time. You always fall asleep in class?"
2: Xue Shen has three major hobbies in his life: eating, farming, and playing Mario.
"The difficulty of life is too low, except for Mario's final level."
3: Green tea has a beautiful skin that makes everyone smile.
"There is nothing that a handsome and handsome man can't solve. If there is, it must be because he is not handsome enough!"
4: The three magic weapons of green tea, poor sales, poor sales or tm poor sales
"My mother doesn't want me, my father doesn't love me, and my eldest brother plots against me. Did I do something bad to make them angry?"
"It's not cold, not cold at all. How can it freeze me to death at just minus 20 degrees?"
P. S.
1V1 HE copywriting is indeed the same story
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