[Journey to the West] Amitabha, the Poor Monk Has Come

The man who loves convulsions blames the narcissistic Master Tang who has abnormal brains& The great sage, the personal bodyguard with MAX strength and the ability to recite sutras. [Note: Wenwen is the first person! Upon graduation, Tang Xuanzang thought he had won the Lucky Salted Fish Civil Servant script, but he accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell to his death. When I opened my eyes again, I successfully came to another "beautiful" new world. There are gods and spirits in this world, There is also a bald monk who rides a white horse and wears cassock to seek Buddhist scriptures from the West! Three hundred and sixty lines, it's not easy. In particular, being a monk requires skills, not to mention that what you are doing now is not just an ordinary monk, it is a super delicious Tang Monk! You have to be proficient in chanting sutras, meditating, practicing vegetarianism, chanting sutras, etc. You have to be compassionate, harmless to humans and animals, so you can easily be caught by monsters, right? But unfortunately, Tang Xuanzang did not have these. He is completely incapable of chanting sutras and meditating. No matter how many volumes of sutras there are, our Master Tang proudly said, "The poor monk only knows one sentence, Amitabha——" Humans and animals are harmless, and there is no power to restrain a chicken. That's even three words, it's impossible! Tang Xuanzang, who lifted the Five Elements Mountain with his bare hands and was so crazy that he showed off his own blood so much that he was bound to a King Kong Barbie skin, felt aggrieved. "Even if a poor monk comes to your door, the monsters can't eat it~" The Great Sage, who was carrying the golden cudgel, twitched his ears and sneered, "What?! Which monster dares to eat my master!" Shaking the Zen staff in his hand, Tang Xuanzang smiled kindly and said, "Kong Kong is good, no monster dares to eat your master. Come here and let me hold it tightly. Master will protect you~" Journey to the West Express Bulletin from the Underworld—— How audacious! Tang Moumou openly tore up the book of life and death in the underworld! Learn from the fairyland and eat melons—— Mankind's greatest enemy is himself! On Tang Moumou's Vajra becoming indestructible after eating his own flesh! Nanhai Buddha Buddha Theater Watching Party—— Avalokitesvara Lectures and Questions: What is the reason why Tang and Sun wear the same tightening curse on their hands? Secret evacuation report from the fairies (Urgent! Urgent! Urgent!)—— All demons and ghosts, run away! Don't catch Tang Moumou! ! Life-saving rules - Tang Monk can't bite! Teeth will break! Tang Monk can't cook it! The pot will work! Never make Tang Seng angry! The mountain collapsed with his fist! ! (Qian Wai Ge Lou) Sun Dasheng couldn't see it, his petty master's Zen staff hurt too much when he came down! Remember, remember! If you don't want to doubt Yaosheng, just look at that pig, that horse, or that big beard. If your eyes are too good and you accidentally see it, please immediately praise Tang Xuanzang and Sun Dasheng's touching master-disciple relationship, and there is no Amitabha in the world. ＊ I'm dead! I'm alive again... Originally it was not worth mentioning, but I traveled through time. . . Even sadly, he was dressed as—Tang! Monk! It's really sad, but if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem that bad. After all, the poor monk found the love of his dreams, the monkey! Kongkong, hey, here you come as a teacher! Let my master send you to the West to learn scriptures! ! Intention: What a touching master-disciple relationship