I'm Affectionate, I'm Pretending

Copywriting: When the nine divine kings of the Nine Heavens descended to earth to survive the tribulation, the chickens and dogs in the Nine Palaces Temple were restless. Every chicken and dog stretched their necks to be chosen by the gods to accompany the tribulation. As one of the people who stretched their necks, Feng Ningyu even told a big lie in order to be chosen: I have been secretly in love with the Divine Lord for many years. If you choose me, I will definitely become the most beloved dog of the immortal Lord in the mortal world! So, he was selected. As a result, after arriving in the mortal world, Feng Ningyu discovered a very serious problem—— Damn it, he is a snake. Snakes are cold-blooded animals and have no human emotions at all! ! ! But... For the hard-earned promotion opportunity and the ability to absorb the divine power from the Divine Lord while cultivating both in the mortal world and the Divine Lord, Feng Ningyu still bit the bullet. Therefore, when he was the unloved wife of the God King, no matter how the God King humiliated and beat him, he tried hard to play the role of a deeply loving wife, never abandoning or giving up, just to stay with him. When he was the substitute of Shenjun Bai Yueguang, even when Shenjun abandoned him for Bai Yueguang again and again, he still bit him like a licking dog and wouldn't let go. When he was the secret admirer of Shenjun, he would still risk his life to pick his favorite flowers and send them to him, even if Shenjun hated him to the core and drew his sword against him when they met. … After finally successfully crossing over, Feng Ningyu finally stopped pretending. He immediately looked up to the sky and laughed three times: The most beautiful thing in this life is to get promoted and become a Taoist monk. Finally, he no longer has to act with those bastards, haha... However—— On the first day after the ceremony of conferring gods, Immortal Lord Yulin came to the door and said that he wanted to become a Taoist couple with him. The day after the conferment ceremony, Immortal Lord Qingxiao blocked his way and wanted him to take responsibility. On the third day after the apotheosis ceremony, Yuehua Immortal Lord pulled him into an alley and wanted to marry him as a Taoist companion. …… Feng Ningyu: Damn it, the most terrifying thing in the world is that when you get promoted, you get rich, and Taoist monks die and come back to life QAQ Cover authorization: One page book·Yejun Intention: Only by doing good with one heart can you achieve a good ending.