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Tao Zhiyao is a well-known artist. If he is famous, he will be famous because there is so much black material flying around.
Just when he was about to retreat and leave the land of right and wrong, suddenly, the gods of the "Five Manifestations" lineage that he studied under woke up from their slumber.
And she even screamed: I want a gorgeous and beautiful shrine.
Tao Zhiyao looked at the noisy gods, silently rummaged through the last remaining kraft cardboard box in the house, and took out a... Milk bottle?
God: "Do you see how beautiful this is?"
Tao Zhiyao pointed at the milk bottle and said with his fingers from top to bottom: "A pointed roof and a columnar body, what do you call this!"
The god looked confused: "What is it called?"
Tao Zhiyao said seriously: "Gothic architecture, European style large flat floors!"
God:…
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Later, Tao Zhiyao met Xiao Wenzhai on the set.
The actor, who outsiders said was gentle on the outside but cold on the inside, was wearing cursed black streaks and his shirt was wet. He was sitting in the corner staring at Tao Zhiyao with red eyes.
Tao Zhiyao stuffed a bottle into his mouth.
Xiao Wenzhai:?
Tao Zhiyao: Professional nanny, professional in exorcism, 180 per time, 998 per month. Sir, do you want to apply for a card?
Xiao Wenzhai:...
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Fans have discovered that since then, famous directors, first-line stars, and new idols in the entertainment industry have all started carrying... Baby bottles?
Is this a new fashion trend, nanny style?
After some inquiring, the answer shocked everyone.
Some said it was a gift from Tao Zhiyao, some said it was Tao Zhiyao's blessing, and even more outrageous, some said it was a gift from Tao Zhiyao.
Fan: Is the mental state of domestic entertainment so bad?
Later, they discovered that Xiao Wenzhai also brought a milk bottle.
"Teacher Xiao, is your bottle also a gift from Tao Zhiyao?"
Xiao Wenzhai looked at the camera, silently lowered his head to look at the mini bottle he carried with him, and spoke calmly.
"Oh, this is a token of love."
Fans:? ? ?
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(1) The cold-faced, gentle and autistic movie king x the little fox is heartless and suffers from the sun
(2) The plot is half-hearted and half-hearted, not abusive at all, a happy cookie.
(3) Attack favor and favor, 1V1 double first love, HE
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[Pre-collection of "Stop Pretending, I Heard It All"]
Xi Bai, a handsome male college student.
Xibai has a secret: he can hear ghosts' voices.
One day, a new roommate moved into his house. When Xibai passed by him, he heard: "Well, it's him."
Xi Bai turned around, but the other party didn't speak.
Xibai:?
Similar situations happened several times. Xi Bai was puzzled: His roommate was obviously a human being.
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Xi Bai used his mind-reading skills to help many ghosts who had grievances. He thought he had great merits and a long life. Who would have thought that on his 20th birthday, a man who claimed to be the King of Ghosts entered his dream...
The Ghost King said: "Your life span is over, follow me to the underworld."
Xi Bai heard something different and blinked: "What did you just say you were worried about me seeing through?"
Ghost King: ...(Woc, can he hear my heart? He won't know that he is not about to die, and I lied to him, right?)
Xi Bai: "? You lied to me!"
Ghost King:! ! (He can really hear it, so he doesn't know that I like him!)
Xi Bai: "You still like me?!"
Xi Bai woke up and the ghost king ran away, but as soon as he closed his eyes, all he saw in front of him was the handsome ghost king with a red face and fleeing on the black energy.
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Of course Xi Bai was grateful for the Ghost King's "show of love".
He doesn't want to fall in love with a ghost, and he doesn't want to die yet.
Soon, Xi Bai and his handsome and wealthy new roommate fell in love. Everything was normal until one day, when he was lying in his boyfriend's arms, he heard the sound of his heartbeat mixed with the sentence:
"Hasn't he discovered that I am the Ghost King yet?"
Xi Bai raised his head:?
Boyfriend Gu Cheng noticed his gaze and lowered his head gently: "Are you hungry? I'll go cook?"
Xi Bai narrowed his eyes.
Stop pretending, I heard it all!
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1. The sunny, cute and naughty ghost is attacked by the big wolf dog ghost king
2. Happy and cute cookies, not a long and complicated story
3. Xi Bai (suffer) x Gu Cheng (attack), double first love, HE
Mission: Be full of hope in life, good luck will always be with you
Reader comments
In fact, traveling with three people is also quite good.
Jiang He didn't remember when CP appeared. He has no memory at all.
I'm afraid not everyone has noticed this, only Xiao Tao hasn't figured it out yet.
I've finished reading, please update. The frequency of updates is really scary [crying]
I like Xiangcheng like this, never satisfied, always pursuing
In fact, traveling with three people is also quite good.
Jiang He didn't remember when CP appeared. He has no memory at all.
I'm afraid not everyone has noticed this, only Xiao Tao hasn't figured it out yet.
I've finished reading, please update. The frequency of updates is really scary [crying]
I like Xiangcheng like this, never satisfied, always pursuing