Updated from time to time
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The innocent and cool boy in the second grade of middle school X the dull and straightforward academic master
In his sophomore year of high school, Chen Yi had a new deskmate, who happened to be the cold-faced handsome guy who had dressed in women's clothing and came to the rescue the day before. The two of them had some connections. In the spirit of brothers everywhere, he greeted him warmly, but the new deskmate didn't seem to want to talk to him.
In their daily interactions, the two became close friends, but Chen Yi gradually discovered that his thoughts were no longer pure. After careful consideration, he finally decided to express his feelings to the other party, but learned that the other party really only regarded him as a friend...
Chen Yios: I am really trying to purify my thoughts! (It's useless... Q. Q)
God: I'm here to help you too! (Of course it was a reverse assist, ho ho ho)
Small Theater
——"Xu Ye, everything about broom stars is nonsense. I feel very lucky to know you. At least you must be the kind of lucky person who won the "one more bottle" a hundred times in a row."
Chen Yios: These slightly disgusting words were actually said by me. It's unbelievable... Xu Ye was stunned and couldn't move. He was probably so moved. Why don't you give him a hug to comfort him? There's nothing I can do about it, it's my unexpected charm.
——"The probability of winning this prize is very low, right? Have you ever won it? How many times have you won it?"
The half-stretched hand froze in mid-air.
——"... Never hit."
Is this a question of whether or not one has won? ! Was this guy's reading comprehension also taught by his physics teacher? !
Intention: Study hard and grow towards the sun