
Why Does the Princess I Rescued Have Horns?
为什么我救的公主有犄角?
by Slippers on Hand (拖鞋套手上)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 180k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Planes
- Sharp-Tongued
- Western Fantasy World
Synopsis
Pre-received. Below the copy, if you are interested, save it! 1 "The Prince He Loves So Much" The maze girl (?) With thousands of people was attacked by x crazy criticism of the prince 2 "The God's Only Believer Decides to Be Broken" The Good-for-Nothing God Attacks x The Beautiful High Priest Suffers Copywriting of this article: Intern Brave Luo Xing saw a task on the bounty column: We are looking for a brave man to go to the Dragon Castle to rescue the princess. Recruitment requirements: Level: Junior Height: 185cm Weight: 65KG Hair color: blonde Eye color: green ... Is this looking for a brave man or a husband? Just when he was about to complain, he saw the reward amount: fifty thousand gold coins. Luo Xing: I can do this job. When he finally arrived at the Dragon Castle, But I didn't see the evil dragon at all, There was only a young man in gorgeous clothes and an exquisite face standing in the hall. Apart from the wrong gender, there is nothing wrong with anything else. Luo Xing: Gong, uh... Princess, I'm here to save you, come with me. The black-haired boy remained silent and followed him onto the horse. Everything went smoothly. Except, Why does this princess have horns on her head? ! —— X —— The evil dragon has lived alone in the castle for thousands of years. Princess, treasure, fear, scream, The joy these things bring becomes less and less as the years go by. Until, One time when he was bored in the castle, There was a little bun with blond hair standing in front of him, his fingers stirring on his chest, his face full of shyness: Hello, can I come to your house to borrow a toilet? In the twentieth year, The evil dragon sat on the balcony and looked into the distance. After such a long time, the little golden bun should be mature, right? He took a comfortable sip of lemon juice and issued a reward order: We are looking for a brave man to go to the Dragon Castle to rescue the princess... Demining: *Private facilities like mountains *Sand sculpture style, don't be too formal *Gong knows how to wear a vest and raise children *Criticize the author if there is a problem, not the character! —————— Pre-collection 1. "The Prince He Loves So Much" Su Jingchen also didn't expect that one day he would enter the palace. And she is a palace maid :) His sister who was supposed to enter the palace eloped with his brother-in-law, so he had no choice but to bear it. Fortunately, he is naturally beautiful, with exquisite facial features, and a pair of peach blossom eyes that are even more charming. Grandma said that the palace is a place for eating people. The old palace maid even said that the danger levels of the East Palace and the Palace of Hell are almost the same. However, The sweet-scented osmanthus and glutinous rice cake given by the second prince was also quite delicious. The naan and roasted lamb legs brought by General Huo from the frontier have a unique flavor; The peach blossom wine given by Shangshu Ling was sweet and mellow; Even the shadow guard next to the emperor would blush and hand over a piece of flower cake gifted by the Holy Spirit when he met him. The days are so beautiful, Except—— "Who gave this to you?" Prince Xiao Yu walked out of the corner of the back garden, his handsome and innocent face was peaceful, and there was a smile on his lips. Su Jingchen was stunned: "He... He Shangshu." "He." He smiled brighter, "Okay, throw the wine into the river now." The next day, He Shangshu was impeached by the prince in public in the main hall, and he was so angry that he hanged himself that night. Therefore, Su Jingchen was still cautious every day, only looking forward to the day when he would leave the palace. The day finally came. The dragon son seized the throne, the prince who had done many evil things was deposed by the emperor, and the prince's palace also changed to a new owner. Su Jingchen took advantage of the chaos and bribed the guards. He hurriedly packed a few clothes and wanted to escape. Unfortunately, he was stopped before he even stepped out of the side hall. The crescent moon hangs in the sky, between light and shadow. The man was standing behind the door in a smart suit, with his black hair tied up high, his expression was calm, and his voice was so gentle that it was almost dripping with tears. "Achen, could it be that... You also want to abandon me?" —————— 2. Pre-receipt: "The God's Only Believer Decides to Die" The chief high priest of the only believer was attacked by x useless and arrogant god Gods live by people's faith and die when they lose their followers. As the times change, more and more new gods appear, taking away the power of a large number of people's faith. And those ancient gods gradually disappeared in the long river of time. —— X —— The first ray of sunlight in the morning passes through the glazed tiles and falls on the sculptures in the hall. The man's long, silky hair hung behind his back, and the wide dark blue priest's robe could not hide his thin and tall figure. He knelt down in front of the statue, closed his eyes and murmured to himself: In the name of the Sivir family, I, Theodore, will always follow the footsteps of the God of Fantasy and be his most loyal believer. After a moment, a handsome man appeared on the sculpture, "If you really want to show your loyalty to me, use your status as high priest to influence the world and let them all follow me." Theodore sneered: You have a beautiful idea. If it weren't for the tradition left by the family for thousands of years, who would believe in a loser like you? —— X —— The long silver hair of the Fantasy God was gathered casually behind his back, with disdain on his handsome face: "Then what is the God of Creation? He didn't even have a godhead when I ruled the continent, and now he actually dares to yell at me?!" Theodore: "Please wake up. You only have one believer now, and that's me. He has five million followers." "So what? Aren't you the chief high priest of the mainland? Defeating five million people is more than enough." Theodore: "??? You should just destroy it." Reading guide: The author of the sand sculpture is a mindless creation and must not be particular about it. Purpose: Love life