No Eating of Little Monsters

(Full text saved, updated at 21:00, updated daily until completion) Autumn is a little monster who is living on the street and about to starve to death. He signs up to participate in a survival variety show with a very high mortality rate. The agent's eyes lit up: Little monster? No, what a grievance! Pack it up quickly and send it to the new world! Autumn who was suddenly exiled: "..." The residents of the New World have seven heads and eight legs, a mouth full of fangs, but a warm heart. Resident A: It's cold here. Sir, please warm yourself up by the firewood and sprinkle some cumin. Resident B: Use your brain to hurt your mind. Open the Heavenly Spirit Cap and I will help you relieve your pain. What is the best flavor for roasted brain flakes? Resident C: What? This is not my gastric juice, this is healing medicine, keep the medicine till your death... Disease will be cured! Qiu was very grateful, and tears flowed out of the corners of her mouth. "Friends, you smell so good." Residents:? ? ? Wait, what are you doing with the knife and fork? ! · The program team recently had a new team member with a round face and big eyes. At first glance, he looked like a scumbag. Everyone thought he would be frightened to tears by the weirdness, but in the end—— The bright flowers that bloom on the bones can cause death, and teammates avoid them. Him: So many, great. I made some tea. Invisible spirits can worm their way into people's brains and torture them until their brains explode. Him: Caught it, cut it and roasted it, um, it smells like eel. Scary cries are often heard from the strangely appearing buildings. Him: What do you care about me? Smash it as a snack, it tastes like gingerbread and is crunchy. This newcomer not only eats it himself, but is also very happy to share it. Looking at the dark, unknown thing in the bowl, the teammates knelt down:... Help, who is the weird one? ! ! · There is a recent rumor in the weird world. If you meet a weak black-haired boy, don't linger, run away! Countless compatriots died in his stomach, it is simply a devil! The devil ate like locusts crossing the border, and the weirdos were frightened and ran to beg the administrator for justice. As soon as he entered the hall, he saw the devil lying leisurely on the throne. The administrator stood beside him, picked up a piece of cake and fed it to his mouth: "Be good, eat more." Seeing them, the devil's eyes lit up, he pushed away the administrator's hand and sat up: "Man and Han are all here——!" The administrator paused and turned his eyes faintly: "Okay, I'll do it for you." Weird people: "..." This is the most desperate way to die. Jpg ################ ### It's available in advance. If you are interested, you can click and collect it. Mmmah＾3＾ "Professional coffin bearers, 20% off for a limited time" The impermanence of the underworld accidentally traveled through a strange world. Facing the strange—— Ordinary people: nausea, fear, frantic cry for help Fang Zhian: So cute! ! Want it so much! ! ! Take out the sack. Jpg - After the strange recovery, pollution incidents occurred frequently. As the top person in charge of the containment force, Qi Su led mankind to struggle for survival. Until a young anchor accidentally entered the contaminated area. Fang Zhian: Excuse me, I have an urgent question to ask. Qi Su: Survival skills in strange crises? Fang Zhian: No, how to connect to WiFi Qi Su:...... # Centenarians don't know how to connect to the Internet, what's wrong# As soon as Qi Sugu helped the other party connect to his hotspot, he saw the cute and cute little anchor rushing into the area with the highest pollution value while holding up his mobile phone. There seems to be something indescribable in the thick nothingness, which is extending in a way beyond ordinary people's cognition, and everyone who looks directly is driven crazy. He wanted to stop the other party, but saw the little anchor holding a peach wood sword and shouting: "Slay the demon and bind the evil, suppress it!" The next second, Wei Wei was picked up by the back of Fu Fu's neck, and the pollution value was instantly cleared to zero. The little anchor dressed in white stood in the light, like a god. Everyone:? ! ! Before they could recover, the anchor put on small round sunglasses and shouted into his cell phone like a magician: "Get haircuts, set bones and repair home appliances, catch ghosts, tell fortunes and read palms, 20% off for a limited time!" "Come on, little fox, let's show you somersaults!" Weird:… Somersault. GIF On the mobile phone, the barrage was filled with crazy exclaims, special effects of gifts were flying all over the sky, and the ranking in the live broadcast room showed: No. 1 In fault. - [Weird Files (Top Secret)] [Weird code name]: Bai Wuchang [Human identity]: Fang Zhian [Characteristics]: This strange appearance is no different from that of ordinary humans. It has the same level of intelligence as adult humans and has outstanding appearance. Non-polluting, non-aggressive, it has a purifying effect on most weird pollution. As a platform anchor by profession, his live broadcast can effectively alleviate public panic and increase collective sanity. It is recommended to support him. [Investigator]: Qi Su "The world of disorder is about to welcome their gods" Purpose: Cherish everything you have now