Catching Monsters with Cubs Will Make You Famous

Original title: Catching ghosts with cubs will become a hit. The Heavenly Master Fenghuang accidentally traveled through time while catching ghosts, and transformed into a notorious 18-tier starlet, with a five-year-old little oil bottle included. Looking at the bank card with only three digits left, Fenghuang took his son Pineapple back to his old business. Do fortune-telling and feng shui during the day, and hunt down monsters and ghosts at night. Unexpectedly, her golden light suppressing the Ghost King was filmed and posted on the Internet. People who eat melons expressed doubts: "Didn't this sister commit suicide before? She didn't become popular and started to create metaphysical characters again?" "The special effects are a bit exaggerated, bad review." "Are you going to start a live broadcast to make money next?" Fenghuang realized that this is indeed a new era, and you can make money by live streaming ghost hunting. In the slow variety show, other guests were busy taking their cubs to experience life. However, Feng Huang started a live broadcast with Pineapple to explore the deserted village, entered a thousand-year-old tomb, and encountered the owner of the tomb pretending to be dead! Looking at the skyrocketing number of people in the live broadcast room and the gifts that filled the screen, there was a burst of golden light, and she performed a super rice dumpling for everyone. After this night, Fenghuang was completely angry. The audience watched as she told the fortunes of hapless celebrities, broke the curse on actresses, and solved the mysteries of bizarre cases... The barrage was puzzled: Damn it, there seems to be something? Then: Ahhh, it's so scary, but my sister is so strong! ! ! As a result, her live broadcast room became more and more lively—— The king of superstars invites her to connect online, the popular actor ranks first in the list, well-known directors make invitations on the barrage, variety show appointments come like snowflakes, and the audience swipes the screen to urge her to return to the entertainment industry. Fenghuang: Thank you for the invitation, but all I want is to catch ghosts. Small theater: Pineapple's long-lost biological father is actually a business tycoon, and he often resorts to tricks to get the Phoenix Emperor back together. Pineapple shook his head repeatedly: "Mom, I think my dad has evil intentions and evil intentions. Why don't you consider the uncle next door, who is handsome, rich, and has eight-pack abs... Hey, what is in this pile of dirt?" "This is your dad." Fenghuang said, "Wait a moment, we're just one shovel away from being buried." Copywritten on 2022.11.21 [Food Guide]: 1. Mainly about catching ghosts, not scary, with live barrage. 2. There are slight discrepancies between the copywriting and the main text, and the main text shall prevail. 3. There are a mountain of private settings, all made up for everyone's enjoyment. 4. I wish the judges all the best. With a lovely pre-receipt: "Picked up a Dog Psychic" by Chu Shangshi 2023.5.25 Copywriting: Yuandong had just graduated from university and was extremely poor. She also picked up a stray Samoyed dog and lived with him. One day when he woke up, Yuandong saw Samoyed sitting by the bed. He sighed and said to her, "I thought about it, why don't you give me a mobile phone and let's live broadcast and become an internet celebrity?" Yuandong:? I woke up violently, but I still heard the dog talking. I wanted to sleep for a while. "Tsk, get up!" Samoyed slapped her face with his paw, "After arriving at your house, my food will be worse than when I was homeless! Can you pursue me a little and let's eat something good!" Yuan Dong was quite puzzled as to how this Samoyed could please the audience. It was not as clingy as a Teddy, was not as good at answering questions as a Boundary, and was not as good at acting coquettishly as a Golden Retriever. ——Even this "Smiling Angel" doesn't even smile. He has such a bad temper that it seems like the whole world owes him eight hundred pieces of meat. Samoyed said calmly: "I am a psychic." Yuandong:? This service is also available in the pet industry? Soon, Samoyed's psychic live broadcast set off a strange trend in the world of pet internet celebrities. In the first week, the Samoyed helped the cat ghost tell the cat what it had never been able to understand in its entire life. In the second week, the Samoyed helped the dog ghost to arrange a dream for the owner. In the third week, Samoyed teaches viewers how to recognize pets after they are reincarnated. At first, the melon-eaters didn't believe it, but more and more netizens who had been helped by Samoyed came forward to share their stories. Netizen A: My Beibei has been gone for ten years, and now I know that he has always been by my side QAQ Netizen B: Woohoo, it turns out that Dahei saved so much steel in order to see me in his dream... Netizen C: Who knows, my family, the new dog I brought home has the same hobbies as the little muddy one I raised before! Later, Samoyed became completely popular. The supply of pet snacks was repeatedly sold out, ranking first in sales. The stray animal cafe he opened became a popular place to check in. Finally, at the Phantom Festival awards ceremony, he won the award for the most influential blogger of the year. When he took the stage to receive the award, the host asked passionately: "You have gone from an ordinary little dog to a super internet celebrity, and you still enthusiastically help every little animal that comes to ask for help. Is it because of responsibility? Is it love?" "It's because of greed." Even if you become a super internet celebrity, you still have to rely on Yuandong's facial recognition payment to buy snacks. This is what Dog with limited civil capacity said. "Of course," Samoyed added, "to make up for regrets, this is the mission of a psychic." Purpose: Respect life