Go on a Porn Show with Half a Brain

New article has been published "I know the whole world hears my voice"] Shi Yu traveled through the book and became the control group of the heroine in the romance novel. The heroine is a heartthrob, and everyone loves her; but the original owner is a love brain, and even lost his life and money and was deceived into mining. Fortunately, Shi Yu himself is very sober, but the problem is—— She was only half dressed. In the morning, she will be controlled by the plot and be a love brain. Only at night can she be herself, jumping repeatedly between having a brain and having no brain. So... - In the morning, the greasy man said: "Xiaoyu, I chose Ji Yuanyuan for a date because I..." Shi Yu's eyes were red and she pretended to be happy: "It's okay, you guys have fun. Have you prepared sunscreen spray for her? Girls are most afraid of being exposed to the sun." In the evening, when Shi Yu won the first place in the competition and could choose a male guest to share a vacation package, Greasy Man tried to persuade Shi Yu to choose him. Shi Yu: "Do you want keys? How many keys?" Netizens: 6 - In the morning, the male protagonist of the original book handed the oatmeal that the female protagonist rejected to Shi Yu. Shi Yu still took the cup with tears in her eyes. Although she didn't like oatmeal the most, she said excitedly, "You made it with your own hands. I'm so touched. I must drink it up!" In the evening, the male protagonist of the original book specially made her a glass of milk to calm her nerves. Shi Yu: "Are you O making fruit milk? You can make it whenever you want?" Netizens: 6 - In the morning, the grumpy man handed the snacks that Ji Yuanyuan didn't eat to Shi Yu to eat. Shi Yu was eating potato chips that were not crispy at all because they had been stored for too long, but he said in a long voice, "I have never eaten such delicious potato chips." In the evening, after the grumpy man came back from a date, he bought a commemorative doll for Shi Yu. Netizen: "I know this question, and Shi Daxingxing will say: The doll is cute, how old are you now?" - Later: Everyone began to imitate Shi Yu and use her appearance to torture the scumbag. Original male protagonist: Shi Yu, you caught my attention. Best Actor Pei Chi: How does she switch faces so smoothly? Shi Yu: It doesn't matter, I will wake up Human Awakening X Straight Ball BOY ps: The male protagonist is very straightforward and will act immediately if his heart moves, so the emotional drama will progress very quickly! "I know the whole world hears my voice" "You are reborn. In your last life, you were framed by the fake daughter Jiang Silan, which caused the entire network to die of depression. In this life, you decide to take back everything that belongs to you! " The real daughter Jiang Xixi with clear eyes: Wow, v you 5000, please tell me! The system made a sharp beep: Ah! Who is this! I actually bound the wrong soul! ! - After some sexy operations, the system found that it was tied to death! An unknown bug also occurred, so he had no choice but to accept his fate and follow the silly sweet Jiang Xixi. A filming location for a film crew. System: [Jiang Silan is indeed the same as in the previous life. She asked her friend Yao Jing to steal your phone and give it to the paparazzi, hoping to expose false information! Jiang Xixi: [Ah ah ah, what should I do? System: [It's okay, I already have the evidence! Let's expose her first! Jiang Xixi: [Ooooooo, no! Yao Jing is recognized as a pure beauty, but I have photos on my phone of Yao Jing and the rich man entering the hotel. I am worried that her hotel will collapse. What should I do? System:? ! Director of Overheard: Terminate the contract! Substitute! Quick! Yao Jing went crazy: Go catch the paparazzi! Jiang Xixi looked thoughtfully at the two people rushing out of the door. - The filming scene of a variety show. Jiang Silan cooked a Manchu-Han banquet and said, "I was injured, but who said my sister can't cook? I had no choice but to endure the pain and finish it. Don't dislike it." For a while, all the guests blamed Jiang Xixi for being ruthless and lazy. System: [They scolded you! Hateful! I know their secrets! Expose them! Jiang Xixi: [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: What a big deal. I wonder if I should tell them that my sister didn't wash the fat intestines clean, and there is still daddy on it? All the guests immediately put down their chopsticks: Yue... Jiang Silan was incompetent and furious:? ? ? I don't have it! ! I'm clean! She farts! Hot searches of the day: #Jiang Silan's cooking made the guests vomit and have diarrhea Jiang Xixi smiled subtly: Sure enough, you can hear it. - ——Later Jiang Xixi: [Everything, it's so annoying. My adoptive parents are miserable in the countryside. Although they abused me in the past, they still raised me. I feel bad living in a big mansion alone. How about I go back! System: [Idiot! No matter what they do! The real father, who needed Jiang Xixi's marriage, immediately took over his adoptive parents. That night, Jiang Xixi said: [Everyone, the adoptive parents and sister are reunited! It's so touching. Should I tell them that my sister has saved a lot of money for them in the past few years? Adoptive Parents: Surprise. Jpg Jiang Silan: Everything went dark. Jpg. Jiang Xixi's real mother: How many years have you been saving? So they had been in contact for a long time? ! Sharpen the knife and chop people. Jpg Jiang Xixi: [Everything! Should I tell my brother-in-law that the drama he voted for will be taken down because the male lead is suspected of tax evasion? The system blinked: [We absolutely cannot tell! Absolutely not! Cannot! Jiang Silan's fiancé smiled evilly and immediately withdrew his capital. The next second he heard that [Hey, my brother-in-law has withdrawn his capital on his own initiative. It's better for me to jump into this pit! I want to bring money into the group! After all, my sister likes this drama the most] Three months later, this drama used AI technology to change faces, and it became a huge hit! ! Brother-in-law:? ? ? A year later, the system looked at Jiang Xixi walking on the red carpet: [Oh, I don't know how my silly sweet host became so rich and famous╮(╯▽╰)╭] Intention: refuse to dig wild vegetables