Xianzun Is Currently Unemployed

Front row tip: This work is a bit abstract. If you don't understand abstraction, you don't need to click on it. The next book "A Certain Demon Cult Leader Prepares a Golden Basin to Wash His Hands" ---- Shuhua traveled through time and space into "The true young master who just wanted to be a salted fish was forced to participate in a love show with a baby and was targeted by a crazy young master. He accidentally became famous and took the Zaizai. I was reborn as the male protagonist Bai Yueguang and then reached the pinnacle of life." Enough! There is no need to write down all the gold list elements! You can't be popular at all! According to Jinjiang's Law, every Immortal Lord must have a blackened disciple as standard. But Shuhua did not turn his apprentice into a black man. According to Jinjiang's Law, every Immortal Lord must be equipped with a Domineering Demon Lord. Shuhua looked at the 165-meter-tall octopus-like transvestite demon king. "Although I was called Xuan Mingjun when I was the Demon Lord, my real name is Li Xiuyu. I changed my name in order to hold down the position of the Demon Lord." The Demon Lord said slowly. Well, I don't have a demon king or a blackened disciple, I have to have a cool and domineering husband. "Shuhua, I have no money." Yue Chen said. "Don't you know how to blow up your ex-boyfriend's gold coins!?" Shuhua raised his eyes and asked, "You are the protagonist of a pornographic novel, the cold and cold immortal that everyone loves, how come you don't even have anyone to pay tribute to?" Yue Chen curled his lips and said, "My ex-boyfriend died and was sacrificed to heaven to make a great sword." .... What kind of scumbag statement is this? Now he wants to pursue me, Shuhua thought: I won't be sacrificed to heaven, right? ---- Yue Chen said that he likes to play with people's hearts. Seeing that I was reluctant to fall in love, he became more and more interested in me. He asked me: "When will you be tempted?" I replied, "I have no heart at all." His hand is on my chest, but he can't feel the beating of my heart. I rolled my eyes at him and said to him: "Brother, I am a tree. Where does the heart of a tree come from?" --- Traveling into the pornographic novel, Shuhua did not become the villain/male supporting actor/protagonist Bai Yueguang/protagonist Black Moonlight/, he became an NPC, the background NPC that was destroyed when the protagonist fell in love and fell in love. He looked at the protagonist of the pornographic novel and had a headache. Although the protagonist of the pornographic novel in the setting is Qing Leng Xian Zun, the Qing Leng Xian Zun who always turns red at the corner of his eyes is too little Veela. But according to the first law of the universe of Qing Leng Xian Zun, the Qing Leng Xian Zun in Xiao Huang's novel must be a little Veela wearing the skin of Qing Leng Xian Zun. Shuhua thought so at first. He sneered and looked at Yue Chen who was seducing men everywhere and thought in his mind: What is the Qing Leng Immortal? Is this a little Veela worthy of having weak legs when seeing a man? Until Yue Chen said in the second place: "Huh, I just pinched the puppet and manipulated it to seduce them. I didn't expect that they were all despicable and lusted after my puppet like animals. I just used the puppet to play with their hearts." What kind of crazy attack is this? ! Shuhua shook his head. ------ This world is full of absurdities. Who would have thought that Xiao Huang Wen's world view would be so colorful? Shuhua sighed: "I said that under the superposition of settings, no cultivator will be an ordinary person." - Warning below: Feel free to comment in the comment area, and I won't delete it. Intention: Active life, sunshine