Bad jokes/short articles/
A silly boy meets an actor emperor.
Everyone in the palace knew that Emperor Song Lianheng had a tattered book that he read several times a day for forty years, even after he abdicated. There was also a pen folded in half, which he placed next to the emperor's pillow, and he touched it every time he got up or fell asleep.
Sometimes the emperor would laugh when he looked at it, and he didn't know who he was talking to and said, "Aunt Wang's watermelon is really that sweet?"
So all the watermelons in the palace had to come from Aunt Wang's family.
Sometimes the emperor would be lost in thought while looking at it, as if he wanted to see a hole in the book.
There is only one sentence left on a certain page of the book, which is written very seriously: "Song Si from Tianjia Shop likes men. By coincidence, I like him."
Motto: Don't believe men's lies