After Offending Half of the Entertainment Industry

The copy of the advance collection of "Canary Escape Plan" is at the end, everyone is welcome to add it to your collection~ Copywriting: I just found out today after I slept with a popular streamer. When Li Yan opened her eyes, she found that she was wearing the body of a corrupt second-generation rich man with special habits. Her daily pleasure was in keeping an 18th-tier starlet. Butler: Miss, have you forgotten? Have you written a diary of hundreds of thousands of words? ? Li Yan: Sex and love diary? Butler: Huh? You call this a practice diary. Li Yan took the thick diary and opened one page: [Today I whipped Miss Chen on the soles of her feet with a small leather whip. Li Yan: Who is Miss Chen? The housekeeper turned on the TV and called up a concert with thousands of people, "Here - Miss Chen just held a concert yesterday. She is the first Chinese to appear on the Asian stage." Li Yan:! ! Only then did Li Yan realize that the 18th-tier starlet she had supported had now either become an idol singer, or an idol of a super-popular girl group, and one of them had become the youngest actress to win three gold medals. Li Yan: Run away, run away, others can turn around and change their lives even if they wear books, but she probably can't do it, because... She only sees the beautiful cover of this book and treats it as a poster for a nymphomaniac. Did she not read a word of it? This game is opened blindly! ? And... Half of the top people in the entertainment industry were offended by her? Li Yan was about to pack up her things and run away, but unexpectedly she was caught participating in an actor selection variety show. The vocal teacher is Miss Chen from the original diary, the physical teacher is Miss Gu from the original diary, and the acting instructor is Miss Bai, the only person Li Yan ever slept with. Li Yan: ... Wish me peace The director of the predecessor CCTV originally wanted to make "Dream of Young Actors" into a positive educational program, but he did not expect that it would go wrong and accidentally made it into the most catchy variety show in history, which coexisted with rivalry and blind dates. "Director!!! Someone hit my mentor on the head with a rubber band just now while filming?" "Director!!! The actors were just having a scene together, maybe they didn't communicate properly, and Queen Li was pushed and rolled down the stairs?" "Director!!! Just now, the instructor was filming a kissing scene with a student. He ignored the obstruction and refused to take the seat. He insisted on a real kiss, and then he fainted from being kissed?" The director's vision went dark and he felt dizzy. National audience: "!!!!!!" The cool and proud talented movie queen x the black-bellied young director The plot will be reversed and reversed again, and the sweetness will be sublimated and sublimated again. The era is fictitious, and there is no prototype of the character. Replacement is not allowed. I update it five times a week before V and the day after V. Then, my advantage is: I am not short. Pre-receipt of the copy of "Canary Escape Plan": Unorthodox text: I captured the queen's heart by taking her to the fields to steal melons. The movie queen took me in, and I threw herself into her arms over and over again to create an ambiguous atmosphere, but she told me to get lost. Then one day, the movie queen felt lonely, so I took her through the dark and windy night on a shared electric scooter, climbed over the fence in the park and took her to steal melons, and she suddenly felt that she fell in love with me. Every night from now on, the actress's wish is to wear a Spider-Man helmet and ride a shared bicycle to steal melons. Later, when the two met again, the actress's eyes were full of emotions. She said, "An Zai, I want to eat melon." Text text: When the twenty-two-year-old Lin An met the twenty-seven-year-old Qi Yu, one person seemed to be numb in the mud, while the other person, although he had great glory, was dying after a cancer checkup. Unlike ten years ago, when twelve-year-old Lin An and seventeen-year-old Qi Yu met for the first time, the two were innocent and high-spirited. The actress is terminally ill, which is a secret that everyone keeps silent about. "Find someone to love." After all, Qi Yu has everything in his life, but no lover. By mistake, Qi Yu met the girl who came to his door. Lin Anzai: "I can do anything as long as I have money." Qi Yu: "Go and cook." Later, joy and betrayal always appeared at the same time. On the night when the actress regained her health, Lin Anzai betrayed her. "Sure enough, you are willing to do anything for money?" Later, when the two participated in a variety show at the same time, the audience felt that there must be something going on between them. Why was Qi Yu always so cruel to Lin Anzai? Why did Qi Yu's eyes always lose control of Lin Anzai at certain times? Fans are at odds with each other, and even their managers and assistants feel that they are at odds with each other, as if they were enemies from a previous life. But later, everyone saw them hugging each other during the live broadcast of the show. When the photographer ran over to take pictures, the two quickly pulled each other's hair. "Yeah, we don't get along." It seems that they would rather admit discord than admit love. It's actually a sweet article, healing~ The youngest three-time Best Actress* is a loser in the entertainment industry, fighting against each other, Fei Shuangjie Purpose: Be a sincere person