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"After Amnesia, I Used My Rival as a Spare Tire" Sweet Biscuit, a Little Enemy in the Entertainment Industry
"The archenemy finally had his house ransacked" The little enemies in the palace novel are so cute
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Copywriting of this article:
(Original title: "After the General was Forced to Be a Dutiful Son" Please note)
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Yan Ting scolded Fang Qiu in front of a litter of piglets,
In ancient times, they opened restaurants, engaged in charity, did transportation, and raised military funds...
Just when things were going well, Chu Baitu suddenly ran up to him and kicked him.
He asked him angrily: How could he engage in such unhealthy practices?
What kind of unhealthy trend?
Yan Ting immediately lay on the ground and turned on the porcelain touch mode, and secretly polished his nails on the ground:
Goubi, you've lost your face by falsely accusing me!
A gust of wind suddenly blew by, as if it was saying in Chu Baitu's ear: I want you to die.
Chu Baitu, the general guarding the frontier, looked at the 'little liar' lying on the ground coldly, and explained to the people next to him:
No, it's impossible, he is really not my elder!
I am not his eldest nephew either.
Yan Ting smiled:
I am not you, Zhuangzi is not you.
Confucius is not you, but the unfilial son must be you.
Chu Baitu, who came over with medicine after kicking someone, asked impatiently:
Hey, where did I put the bowl?
Yan Ting: Come on, put it on my head, put it all on my head.
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Your nephew and my nephew seem to be different. ┓(.)┏
Yan Ting: This unfilial son would have been made into kimchi by the Cantonese people!
Chu Baitu: Am I too gentle to make you afraid?
(Demining: no blood relationship)
The brave and fierce male general attacks the wealthy Chinese boss
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Pre-receipt copy: "Treat your rival as a spare tire after losing your memory", a sweet cookie from the entertainment industry
Also known as "I suddenly regained my memory on my wedding day"
Gu Yu is a popular new student. He can reach the top at any time if he works hard.
Unfortunately, it was extremely difficult for him to rise to the top.
Because he has an opponent, an opponent that he can't defeat or get rid of no matter what.
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Xiao Baiye, who would not only crush you to death but also disgust you to death, loved to antagonize Gu Yu
For no other reason than that I don't like to see him jumping around on TV
Because he has a memory, a memory that is not good and cannot be forgotten.
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Suddenly one day, his rival for many years called him. Xiao Baiye thought he was going to yell at her for taking away his Best Newcomer Award, but he heard the other person say softly: "Congratulations. Excuse me... Are you convenient now?"
"What do you want to do?"
Gu Yu: "... Could you please send me a pair of underwear?"
Xiao Baiye hung up the phone: Is this a new type of insult?
After being hung up on the phone, Gu Yu fell to the edge of the fish pond and was all wet. He looked at the 'dog's' note in the memo and fell into deep thought.
Is it a licking dog or a paparazzi...
Finally, he looked at Xiao Baiye who came to deliver flower pants,
Got the answer:
Licking the dog.
When being summoned by Gu Yu for the first time, Xiao Baiye said: What tricks are you trying to play?
When being summoned by Gu Yu a hundred times: Xiao Baiye: I will not do a loss-making business!
Gu Yu regained his memory before getting married: Xiao Baiye: Want to run away? There are no doors!
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Preview 2 "The arch-rival's house was finally ransacked"
You practice calligraphy while he plays the gong.
You build the wall, he takes down the bricks!
You ride a horse, he digs a hole,
If you eat sweets, he says it's salty!
Qi Zhan, who beats horses and parades in the streets, hates Xie Huaishan to death!
Go against him no matter what!
Suddenly one day, my fair-weather friends said: Xie Huaishan's house was confiscated!
Then why not hurry up and deliver the charcoal (stone) to the well in the snow (falling)!
Let me see who that helpless little pitiful person is.
The friends pointed at Xie Huaishan and encouraged: Buy him, buy him, buy him!
Okay, let's see how I deal with him!
The hot-headed Qi Zhan actually bought the person back to his house and planned to teach Xie Huaishan a lesson.
The next day, Qi Zhan, whose eyes were swollen like peaches, threatened to drive Xie Huaishan out of the house at any cost!
Eat and drink enough to thank Huaishan: If you don't want to go, you won't go.
Qi Zhan: Knock you off!
Liar Xie Huaishan,
It hurt me too much!
Purpose: To introduce ancient cuisine