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Cute Chinese medicine boss attacked by loyal dog
After returning from collecting herbs in the mountains, Chen Chen would have some strange dreams every night.
"It's windy and cold in the middle of the night, and the dew is heavy. After traveling around the world for thousands of years, my old cold legs can't move anymore. Could you please Dr. Chen to take a look at them?"
"Hello, doctor, my shoulder has been sore, numb, and painful recently, and I can't stir the soup pot. What kind of medicine do you think I should take?"
"There are too many injustices in the world. Every time I get angry, I get angina. Doctor Chen, do you think there is any way to cure it?"
He thought that he was thinking about things every day and dreaming about things at night, so he happily showed off his skills in various ways in his dreams.
The six major techniques of Bianstone, acupuncture, moxibustion, medicine, rock massage, and guidance/were taking turns, and he worked hard to open all kinds of magical and legendary medicinal materials, but he didn't dare to use them unless they were needed.
After prescribing the medicine, a little guy from the Shanhai System jumped out and provided him with all the needed medicinal materials.
"Master, the mountain and sea medicinal materials are in place. The side effects are on the skin system. Are you sure you want to take the medicine?"
"OK."
What side effects was he afraid of in the dream?
Chen Chen waved his hand and became more bold in using medicine.
Until he woke up from the dream, he was sweating and getting rash inexplicably, and the little brother was sometimes in high spirits and sometimes depressed...
All of them are related to the side effects in dreams.
Chen Chen panicked and remembered the newly prescribed medicine last night.
Side effects - pregnancy.
In his dream that night, it was rare that no one was chasing him to see a doctor.
There was only one tall and handsome man, holding his waist and saying slowly:
"I heard that the medicine won't be effective until side effects occur?"
Chen Chen: "..."
It is the patient who takes the medicine, why should the doctor bear the side effects?
Emperor Fengdu: What, you still want to counterattack?
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Xie Shi, a newcomer to the bookstore, also got into trouble!
Not only did he fail in his mission to fix the plot, he also slept with the male protagonist in the book.
After sleeping, he ran away and escaped from the plot in an emergency, causing the plot to collapse again.
The emperor who was supposed to work hard to save the world turned into a subjugated king who ignored the people, killed courtiers indiscriminately, and indulged in seeking immortality.
War broke out all over the Long'an Dynasty, the people were in dire straits, and the plot completely collapsed.
In order to save the plot and restore peace to the Long'an Dynasty, Xie Shi, the instigator, was also punished to cross into the same book again.
In order to ensure the smooth progress of the mission, this time he was forcibly bound to the mission advancement system. The system will make a detailed repair plan for him, which must be carried out on time. If he cannot complete it, he will have to load the file and start over.
After loading and restarting countless times, Xie Shiyi accidentally hit the target mission Gu Jingxing:
"Drip!"
"Achieve the achievement of +1 intimacy with the target object. The task is delayed for three days. The host please keep up the good work!"
Can the mission of the male protagonist be postponed just by touching it? !
As a result, Xie Shi also transformed into a great pervert:
Gu Jingxing was drinking tea. He diligently stepped forward and put it to his mouth, scraping the corners of his mouth with his little finger.
Gu Jingxing took a nap while he helped her change clothes, hugging her waist and giving him a hug.
Gu Jingxing was taking a shower, and he came forward excitedly with a bath towel in hand...
Gu Jingxing: Get out!
Later, Xie Shi also leaned on the couch, his waist tightly hugged from behind, and the system in his mind was about to explode:
Intimacy +1+1+1……
Attack perspective:
Gu Jingxing is the new emperor of the Long'an Dynasty, but he doesn't want to be this emperor at all.
If he had a choice, he would rather trade the throne for a little liar.
The little liar brought him back to the palace, told him the history of the dynasty, taught him the art of the emperor, and promised to loyally assist him for the rest of his life.
But just after the two had a romantic night, the little liar disappeared out of thin air. He almost turned the Long'an Dynasty over, but he was not found.
Gu Jingxing thought he was crazy, so he started to take revenge crazily.
The little liar asked him to be virtuous and kind, but he wanted to be cruel and murderous;
The little liar asked him to be close to the virtuous and far away from the sycophant, but he favored the treacherous and sycophant;
The little liar asked him to stay away from witchcraft, so he invited the Taoist priests and immortals into the palace, and asked the immortals to search for their traces every day...
The traitors are in power, the court is in chaos, and the people are in dire straits...
He finally destroyed the peace and tranquility of the country and the peace of the people in the sea and rivers that the little liar said.
Gu Jingxing stood on the tower, despairing.
At this moment, an emotionless voice penetrated into his ears: "Gu Jingxing, are you willing to make a deal with me?"
Gu Jingxing: "Can you come back in his place?"
"I can."
"Then I am willing, no matter what the conditions are."
When he opened his eyes again, he returned to the second year when the little liar disappeared out of thin air.
Dark, gloomy and violent attack
Purpose: The quintessence of the Chinese nation lasts for thousands of years, and the medical knowledge converges with hundreds of rivers.
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