The Real Young Master Is Reborn, and the Metaphysics Live Broadcast Becomes Popular

Pre-collection: "The tool man reaches the peak of life by relying on metaphysics" "The whole family is a boss, but I am a passerby" Shen Xingxing, holding the rebirth script in hand, knew that when he turned eighteen, his wealthy parents would come to pick him up. Unfortunately, instead of going back to enjoy the blessings, he became his brother's mobile blood bag and was eventually beaten to death. But this time, Shen Xingxing directly chose to go back to his hometown and inherit his grandfather's incense shop to avoid this crazy family. No one visited the incense store. In order to sell the items in the incense store, he started a live broadcast to sell goods. However, something strange happened in the live broadcast room. Audience 1: I'll cover all the fragrant wax! I want you to return my wish! Shen Xingxing, whose pockets were equally light, felt shamefully and then agreed to the request. As a result, he dreamed of a female ghost in red chasing him for two miles! The next day, the local police received an anonymous call and solved the murder case that had not found the murderer for three months. Audience 2: A box of high-quality ghost wax! This time, he learned his lesson and decided to meet offline. The person who made the deal with me this time was a human being, but it was a group of stowaway wizards. Later, the cultural relics lost by the country were found, and the donation was made by Shen Xingxing. Audience 3: Give me ten Paperboys, you decide the price! Shen Xingxing went to meet Ji happily. As a result, the interviewee was a weasel, showing its sharp fangs to him and smelling like a domineering president. "Beauty, how about being my eighteenth concubine?" Shen Xingxing: "..." At this time, a Red Devil Ghost King stood up behind him, "How dare you touch my people?" ... Living sacrifices, ghosts crying for marriage, paper figures repaying kindness... The live broadcast went crazy, and Shen Xingxing became famous. [Duplicity, poking and peeking at his wife behind the scenes, VS a novice in metaphysics, a master who knows nothing but relies on his current knowledge but is thought to be hiding it] This article will be uploaded to v on Tuesday (7.30), And the 10,000-word chapter will be dropped that day! Demining: The whole text is fictional and purely fictional. Please do not bring it into reality. Everyone must believe in science. No brainer, cool writing, novice writing. Anything that does not follow logic in this article is my own opinion and I would like to decline any guidance. —————— Pre-collection 1: "The Tool Man Reaches the Peak of Life by Xuan" Copywriting: Chen Fei was in the top tier at the age of eighteen, and enjoyed great success for a time. But not long after he became famous, he was hacked by the entire Internet, and was driven into the hospital by a black fan. Unexpectedly, I found out that I was the tool in a book about a group of people's favorites. Just because you blocked the protagonist's path, you were attacked by one, two, and three attacks. Chen Fei: ....... Is that so outrageous? ! Waking up again, Chen Fei decisively gave up the script, stayed away from the Shura field, and was beautiful alone. It was just a car accident, and his eyes seemed to be able to see some non-human creatures? — The female ghost in the mirror sometimes shows a ferocious smile, and sometimes shows a scary face: In my mother's territory, all intruders will die! Everyone in the crew: Ghost! Only Chen Fei stood in front of the mirror and studied it carefully, and was silent for a long time: Miss Sister's dual personality is a disease that needs to be cured. Everybody:? ​— The hanged ghost on the crossbar likes to hang around with a hanging rope to scare people: it's too tiring to live, why not die with him? Hee hee hee! Everyone in the crew: Ghost! ! Chen Fei calmly hand-made hanging ropes of various colors for the hanged man: What color do you like? Everyone:? ? ​— The academic master who died suddenly due to excessive involution carried a chainsaw, pushed up his glasses, and smiled coldly: If you fail the exam, you will die! Everyone in the crew: Ghost... Brother Fei, help! Being recommended as a top student, Chen Fei easily scored high in the exam: He is too useless, so don't cue. Everybody:? ? ? Then, top-notch Chen Fei once again became famous thanks to metaphysics! ​— Small theater: There is a scary legend in the ghost circle. It is said that there is a pair of black and white evil spirits in the underworld, and you must run away when you see them. If you can't run away, lie down immediately and try to get the most lenient treatment. It can range from being reincarnated, to being depressed for a lifetime. Chen Fei, who accidentally picked up a certain Ah Piao mobile phone, was a little angry when he saw the content on it: "Rumors, pure rumors!" The extremely resentful voice of a certain Xuanmen genius came from behind: "That's right, obviously I haven't caught up yet! The Celestial Master Gong, who has depressed all kinds of ghosts and is called the evil star, only has eyes for his wife. —————— Pre-collection 2: "The whole family is a boss, but I am a passerby" Copywriting: Jiang You thought his family was just ordinary people, until one day he accidentally fell down and inexplicably had several books in his mind. The names of the protagonists in the books were exactly the same as those of his family. In the book, Dad is Urban Gaowu Long Aotian: In the neon city, there is a monster wearing human skin. Until he underwent a mutation and became the supreme being that the monsters talked about. In reality, I look at a man who picks his nose and feet, hides some private money from time to time, and is always caught by his wife. Jiang Youyou:...... In the book, mother is the master of urban ghost stories: there are some absurd and weird legends in every corner of the city. The moment He was born and turned into a human, countless strange stories crawled at her feet. In reality, looking at the woman with her left hand on her hips and her right hand holding a clothes hanger, just a look, her father, brother, sister and herself kneeled down subconsciously, not daring to make a mistake. Jiang Youyou:...... In the book, my brother is a top player in Infinite Stream. Countless ghosts and monsters died under his sword. After going crazy, all the dungeons were forced to close because of him. His name will always be at the top of the rankings and no one can surpass him. In reality, the old man tried every means to defraud himself of all his pocket money, just so he could fight to the death with his mortal enemy in the Internet cafe. Jiang Youyou:...... In the book, the elder sister is the big devil in the weird world. When the weird creatures crawl through, the cracks are like tsunamis destroying the last hope of mankind. The red-haired girl in black robes, holding a scepter in hand, appears at the moment when thousands of weird creatures tremble. In reality, I dyed my hair red and had a haircut, and was chased and beaten by my mother until she screamed and yelled: You don't understand how cold-hearted my sister is! Jiang Youyou:... Sure enough, my brain was broken. Behind him, his bamboo horse gently pulled the person into his arms, wishing to rub him into the flesh and blood, grinding the ear bones carefully until they stick to the bones. His voice was strong and possessive: "And again, when you are distracted, you can only think about me, you know? " Jiang glanced again, oh, this is another being in human skin in a book who dominates all things and is above gods. Alas, they are all wearing vests, and I am the only real stranger. It is said that believers who offer prayers like sacrifices will get the favor of the gods, and when Jiang is in danger, thousands of gods look sideways, and the being above the gods takes the initiative to step down from the altar, kill the monsters with just one look, and pick up the treasure that belongs to him. Purpose: Things cannot be accomplished overnight, don't bully young people into poverty!