Straight porn vampire is attacked by a tsundere and sultry hibiscus tree
The variety show "Whose Hometown is the Most Beautiful" will be broadcast live in the three realms, with one guest in each realm and one gameplay in each realm. Before the netizens from the three circles had time to vigorously promote their hometown, they were almost killed by the guest lineup.
Of the 4 guests, 3 openly disliked each other, including Tang Gu from outside the Three Realms and An Qiaozhi, director of the Other World Administration Bureau.
It seems that they have found someone to complain about together, and tall buildings are rising online:
Not only did they ask him to get out of Tanggu and hand over the control of the Three Realms Passage, but they also scolded him for bullying his subordinates, deducting bonuses, spreading rumors everywhere, and being lazy.
He is a crazy blood-sucking bastard who endangers the security of the three realms.
An Qiaozhi: "?"
He just got online this year and was shocked by the new-age mobile phone. Not only could it curse people, it could also spread rumors!
He clicked and liked a series of negative fans.
Netizen: "?"
In variety shows:
While experiencing pastoral life and farming in the human world, Shen Nong asked him: "This variety show is themed on the Three Realms. Where did you come from?"
An Qiaozhi answered sincerely: "The outside world."
The other three guests who got along harmoniously: "?"
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The God Realm held an architecture competition, and the first place was awarded a nine-digit prize. An Qiaozhi signed up without hesitation. Lord Shen thought of Yutani's shabby house and shook his head in disapproval.
You can directly create a dreamy courtyard by installing the branches, which will beat the stereotype of golden color.
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After receiving the bonus, Pluto quietly followed An Qiaozhi to Tang Valley with a camera. Before the audience could be surprised by the desolation of Tang Valley, they heard An Qiaozhi say to the tribesmen in front of the dilapidated house: "It has been eight hundred years, and I have not given up on you."
The barrage exploded: [Fire our leader who doesn't work! I want to install Qiaozhi!
Early in the morning, Yugu shot to the top of the list of hot searches in the Three Realms.
Although the next sentence that was not recorded was: "Now that Yugu is connected to the Internet, it's your turn to support me!"
Outside the camera, a small bud poked out from the small coffin and gently pressed against An Qiaozhi's palm.
By the way, he ate the fairy grass that was suddenly sent by Shennong and Hades, and beat up the god who wanted to give An Qiaozhi a new coffin.
An Qiaozhi sighed and then posted:
"What should I do if my bed breaks down and touches me?" Waiting online, urgent!
That night, An Qiaozhi, who does not post anonymously, also became a hot search topic.
Note: The setting of Xiling Ghost refers to the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and it is a vampire.
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9.2 Modification
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