Shi Mian once again became a queen lost in a melon field, and when she woke up, she became Han Chu, the 18th-line celebrity with black information flying all over the sky. She could also hear other people's hearts inexplicably.
Shi Mian: "!!!"
What's more, the entertainment industry has the most people!
The first thing Shi Mian did when he woke up was to eat all the meat from the original owner!
The original owner had plastic surgery? Fake!
Does the original owner have a godfather? Fake!
Was the original owner and current movie star Song Yan first in love? This must be false!
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In order to restore Han Chu's image, the company specially found an announcement for a romance show. The manager warned her, "If you don't know how to talk, don't talk! Talk less and do more!"
Shi Mian nodded hurriedly, his face calm but his heart turbulent.
Love drama? There must be a lot of melons.
After countless netizens learned that Han Chu and Song Yan would join this variety show, they all went to Han Chu's Weibo to leave messages asking her to stay away from Actor Song! Who doesn't know that two days ago, the 18th-tier star Han Chu gained 300,000 followers overnight by touching the best actor Song Yan?
After the variety show starts
Actress A and actor B's inner OS: I want to have a date tonight
Shi Mian: I'll set up a venue for you
Netizen: What the hell is Han Chu up to?
Actress B: I want to release a bunch of dirty stuff about male star B#¥%...
Shi Mian, sitting next to actress B: What kind of crazy thing is this?
Netizen: What does Han Chu's look at actor B mean?
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Occasionally one day, Shi Mian accidentally heard that actress C wanted to have sex with Song Yan. Shi Mian's eyes widened. As an adult with normal views, how could he allow such a thing to happen!
After dinner, Shi Mian took Song Yan away by force, and the two of them watched the stars on the bench outside the house all night:)
Song Yan: Han Chu, I don't want to look back.
Shi Mian:? ? ? Why can't I hear his heart
In the last episode of the variety show, actress A and actor B expressed their feelings to each other, and there was a barrage of comments: I bumped into each other, I bumped into each other.
Netizen: It seems that Han Chu was the first to see it, right? ! !
After the variety show ended, a scandal broke out about actor B. Netizens commented: I finally know what Han Chu meant when he looked at him...
Suddenly, Han Chu became famous!
A large number of netizens left messages on Han Chu's Weibo: Han Chu, you are my god!
Follow Sister Chu and you won't have to worry about eating melons.
There was even a craze for dating, and they analyzed Han Chu's words and deeds to get ahead of the curve and keep it true! This is no more reliable than those blindly written marketing accounts.
Shi Mian, who went from being a black man on the Internet to becoming a celebrity on the Internet: ... Thank you, I just want to eat a melon
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Song Yan, who has been wagging his tail to Chu Chu for three days: Chu Chu, when will you expose our romance?
Shi Mian: Don't you want to turn back?
Song Yan: It was you who dumped me in the first place, this is not a turning back.
Shi Mian:! ! ! The shocking thing is actually me!
[Demining] 1. The revelations contained in the article are purely made up by the author, please do not bring them into reality.
2. The heroine is absolutely beautiful! There may be Shura fields and bloody plots
3. The author's primary school student's writing style is just to satisfy the imagination. If you don't like it, just click the ×. No Ginseng Rooster
Copywritten on November 12, 2022, screenshots have been taken
Purpose: young people in the new era