Dear first-year students at Tokyo Magic High School, welcome to the school! In order for you to have a perfect enrollment experience, please take some time to read the following terms:
1. Please always remember your identity, your identity is**.
2. If you encounter non-human creatures anywhere outside of Tokyo Conjuring High School, please ignore them, even if they try to communicate with you.
3. If you are attacked by non-human creatures, please seek help from the white cat wearing sunglasses. The white cat is your friend and will protect you. Just be sure to ask for help from a white cat with sunglasses, not a black cat with weird bangs.
4. The white cat likes to eat daifuku with edamame puree and fresh cream flavor. In exchange, you can gouge out his eyes.
5. Please be sure to stay away from men with sutures on their foreheads. This is very important. Failure to do so will most likely lead to your death.
6. The pink tiger is your important companion, please feed him his favorite ** fingers as much as possible.
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I wish you a pleasant stay at Tokyo Conjuring High School!
Esakigawa: Thank you for the invitation, but as a good citizen of the 21st century with quality and morality, I will strictly abide by the animal protection law. Protecting cats starts with me.
Gojou Cat: Meow meow meow? ?
OOC warning: self-cut leg meat, fake product not guaranteed
Purpose: Protecting cats starts with me.