I Became Popular After Doing Live Fortune Telling [Metaphysics]
直播算命后我爆火了[玄学]
by Bitter Melon (苦三瓜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 533k Words
- Chapters
- 161
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
The column "Traveling through pirated articles, I am the only normal person [Quickly traveling through]" is already a bit fat. The pre-collection of "After Binding the Demon Queen System, Everyone Became a God [Quick Travel]" also has a copy. As the owner of the crematorium, Song Yuanyuan is best at transforming scum. Whether he is a macho man or a love brain, he can be transformed into a positive and optimistic young man through her transformation. It's just that the market has been sluggish recently, so we had to start online live broadcasts. Tell fortunes, catch ghosts, draw talismans online, and transform scum. There's nothing you can't think of, but nothing you can't do. —— Netizen at the beginning: "Oh, you are so fake." "You must have found an actor, his acting skills are so bad!" Later netizens: "Ah, my missing brother-in-law turned out to be hidden by Voldemort's wife and they worked together to defraud me of my money!" "The Qingxin Talisman drawn by the master is so effective. I feel so refreshed just by looking at it through the screen! Now I just want to get up from the bed and sit through the math questions!" —— The painting style after the transformation of the scumbag is even more bizarre. "The abusive literary tyrant actually 'burned' a code? Damn, this kind of scum should be punished more often." "What? Holy Mother White Flower actually 'burned' a drawer of relics? It's time to knock on my electronic wooden fish." "Isn't that person a famous greasy star on TV? I said he was so oily, and it turned out that half of his body was oil." The live broadcast room of Metaphysics Crematorium is completely popular. Not only that, she also promotes scumbag tricks, determined to let rich love brains, weak little white flowers, and helpless single mothers identify the people in front of them. It also set off a new trend of people identifying scumbag men and scumbag women. Countless men and women squatted silently in the live broadcast room, holding up the small notebooks in their hands. "What kind of scumbag routine is Master going to promote today?" —— She didn't expect to fall in love with the male ghost beside her who had been silently supporting her. But she suddenly discovered it one day. The male ghost next to him who gasps for breath after just a few steps seems to be not as simple as he imagined. Song Yuanyuan's pupils were shaken when he accidentally saw him defeat the extremely difficult evil ghost with one move. "Aren't you weak?" The next second he spit out a mouthful of blood without any warning. Silently wiping the blood on his lips, the male ghost looked confused. "I, I don't know what's going on." Song Yuanyuan:...... PS: Burning is not really burning, it is using spiritual power! ! ! I will revise it as I write it! It is normal for details to vary slightly. The advance receipt copy is as follows: After being deceived into spending a large amount of money on books on Pioneer. Com, and then reading a novel full of typos and slurs, Chen Xuyuan finally came to his senses. Where can I find genuine books that require mass red envelopes to get the follow-up plot? ! However, in order to make the piracy dog realize the harm of piracy, the system even mistakenly arrested her as the victim. Thinking of the plot of the novel he had read, Chen Xuyuan shivered: "I am also a victim..." The system's face was filled with vicissitudes of life: "I have no choice now." In desperation, I had to complete the plot points and collect energy to prepare to go home. However, she forgot that the novel she was reading was about fast travel... In the first world, Chen Xuyuan dressed as the fiancée of the male protagonist of Mary Sue Academy, disguised as a man, and lived with the male protagonist in the dormitory. Because of the masking words, the fake mouth that I put on to look like a boy actually turned into a mosaic of two square mouths. Chen Xuyuan: "So strict? How about giving it a more realistic look?!" The male protagonist at the beginning: Stay away from the thin dog monster man. Jpg Later male protagonist: Thin arms and legs, just right between the teeth! In the second world, she was transformed into a sadistic heroine who "gained the world but lost her". Unfortunately, she stole the text and did not distinguish between her and him. The whole text turned into a domineering bad woman who was a stand-in (fake) for the destruction of the country and the destruction of her family. I even have to always pay attention to whether the male protagonist will become an inhuman "it"! After watching the male protagonist learn the truth, he silently danced in the river for three days and three nights, and said the classic line "I will never forgive you." Chen Xuyuan numbly stood on the shore for three days and three nights. The servants fed her to prevent her from starving to death. My mouth went dry as I recited the lines over and over again, "I was really wrong this time!" Finally, the two endings of be and oe written by the author were successfully achieved. Be: Although I gained the country, I lost my love forever. Oe: Reunion after amnesia. Chen Xuyuan was silent: "... Is this a spiritual victory method?" In the third world, dress up as a weak omega heroine in a soft abo novel. In the novel, her pheromones were originally sweet stone flowers. But Piwengou had never seen Lithospermum, so he took it upon himself to change her pheromones to Lithospermum. When you are emotionally excited and pheromones are leaked. Everyone: "yue... Stay away from us!!!" Chen Xuyuan, who accidentally joined the mecha team and relied on pheromones to make all his opponents stink to the point of being unable to care for themselves, became the number one: orz... I just want to follow the plot. Even the Zerg could not withstand the attack from the ancient Blue Star pheromones and begged for mercy while crying. In the end, she was inexplicably recorded in history as "the greatest omega marshal". In the fourth world, she transformed into a useless heroine who only knew how to cheat her teammates and cry. Being frightened by the ghosts, "Yiyi" burst into tears, and successfully drowned all the ghosts. The ghost husband male protagonist who was supposed to appear later was also woken up by the water: What's the news? Teammate: "So you are the boss!" Other worlds to be determined... Screenshot taken on 2023.5.30 Purpose: Maintain world peace.
The advance collection is "Traveling into the pirated text and the protagonist's HE [Quick Time Travel]". The text is as follows. Do you really not want to read it? Flies rubbing hands. Jpg After being deceived into spending a large amount of money on books on Pioneer. Com, and then reading a novel full of typos and slurs, Chen Xuyuan finally came to his senses. Where can I find genuine books that require mass red envelopes to get the follow-up plot? ! However, in order to make the piracy dog realize the harm of piracy, the system even mistakenly arrested her as the victim. Thinking of the plot of the novel he had read, Chen Xuyuan shivered: "I am also a victim..." The system's face was filled with vicissitudes of life: "I have no choice now." In desperation, I had to complete the plot points and collect energy to prepare to go home. However, she forgot that the novel she was reading was about fast travel... In the first world, Chen Xuyuan dressed as the fiancée of the male protagonist of Mary Sue Academy, disguised as a man, and lived with the male protagonist in the dormitory. Because of the masking words, the fake mouth that I put on to look like a boy actually turned into a mosaic of two square mouths. Chen Xuyuan: "So strict? How about giving it a more realistic look?!" The male protagonist at the beginning: Stay away from the thin dog monster man. Jpg Later male protagonist: Thin arms and legs, just right between the teeth! In the second world, she was transformed into a sadistic heroine who "gained the world but lost her". Unfortunately, she stole the text and did not distinguish between her and him. The whole text turned into a domineering bad woman who was a stand-in (fake) for the destruction of the country and the destruction of her family. I even have to always pay attention to whether the male protagonist will become an inhuman "it"! After watching the male protagonist learn the truth, he silently danced in the river for three days and three nights, and said the classic line "I will never forgive you." Chen Xuyuan numbly stood on the shore for three days and three nights. The servants fed her to prevent her from starving to death. My mouth went dry as I recited the lines over and over again, "I was really wrong this time!" Finally, the two endings of be and oe written by the author were successfully achieved. Be: Although I gained the country, I lost my love forever. Oe: Reunion after amnesia. Chen Xuyuan was silent: "... Is this a spiritual victory method?" In the third world, dress up as a weak omega heroine in a soft abo novel. In the novel, her pheromones were originally sweet stone flowers. But Piwengou had never seen Lithospermum, so he took it upon himself to change her pheromones to Lithospermum. When you are emotionally excited and pheromones are leaked. Everyone: "yue... Stay away from us!!!" Chen Xuyuan, who accidentally joined the mecha team and relied on pheromones to make all his opponents stink to the point of being unable to care for themselves, became the number one: orz... I just want to follow the plot. Even the Zerg could not withstand the attack from the ancient Blue Star pheromones and begged for mercy while crying. In the end, she was inexplicably recorded in history as "the greatest omega marshal". In the fourth world, she transformed into a useless heroine who only knew how to cheat her teammates and cry. Being frightened by the ghosts, "Yiyi" burst into tears, and successfully drowned all the ghosts. The ghost husband male protagonist who was supposed to appear later was also woken up by the water: What's the news? Teammate: "So you are the boss!" Other worlds to be determined... Screenshot taken on 2023.5.30
Looking at it now, I have to say that this barrage dialogue is quite interesting!
Strongly agree! The knowledge you learn is yours! ! ! A man is just a companion. If he can't be a companion and drags others into trouble, he should be kicked~!
If it can be transformed, why is it not limited to transforming the biological father?
Those who have done wrong things and the ghosts who have done wrong things just need to go in and burn them, and they will become normal when they come out, and their lives will become better. But will they not have karma? Just like Mr. Xiao, can the harm he has done to his wife for more than ten years be wiped out? The same goes for the handcuff guy from the ostomy industry in front of him.
He deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it, he deserves it.
"The boy called someone respectfully," which is a big bug for the author~ "The boy called out respectfully?"
"It's okay, just take people's money." Catch a big bug for the author~? ?
I know why I always feel something is wrong when I read it. The author shouldn't always use "she" instead of the heroine. It's really easy to get confused. Just write the person's name. Also, as I was reading, some paragraphs lacked subjects, which made it awkward to read.
Also, when I read it, I always felt that the author had missed something? I feel like there are few sentences.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, GOGOGO
What's going on? Both this chapter and the previous chapter have fewer sentences.
I uninstalled the app again and the bug finally disappeared. I don't know why.
At once. . Uh, it looks familiar, it feels like seeing an oil field.
Hahahaha, it's really a torture to laugh at me, hahaha
"If these zombies can lead", it will be a big problem for the author~? ?
How wonderful [orange candy] I've got it [orange candy] I've got it
Teacher teacher! Update Update [Milk Tea]
Then this man is really not good enough, so leave him.
The novel, ah, this is really a bit nonsense. . . To be honest, there are no setbacks for the protagonist at all, and the difference between humans and ghosts is too small. There is no explanation of why ghosts can appear and be seen during the day. There is no explanation of why the heroine is so capable. The teleportation talisman setting also does not explain why this can be done╮(￣▽￣"")╭
"So there are roommate pranks?" This is a big bug for the author~ "So there are no roommate pranks or anything like that"
She didn't follow others like sheep. Nice
"When encountering this kind of thing, he "caught a lot of trouble for the author~? ?
"Seeing Xu Chenxi and Shi Jinbao" gave the author a big bug ~ "I saw Xu Chenlu and Shi Jinbao"
Until now, I honestly feel that the author's narrative description is so strange! It's a bit hard to read.
Why why are you stuck here (crazy)
"What kind of small gang connections" really confuses the author~??
Really, she is so handsome Married life consists of him beating her for one year and she beating him for nine years. . Don't let this kind of low-quality garbage domestic violence men enter the market and cause harm to others. He was afraid of her because he found that domestic violence could not affect her (touching)
! ! Come and see again! Come on come on
Is it my strong brother (hehehe) (dog head)