(This is a short parody written by hand six years ago. It is rewritten and posted here. It is meant to be ironic. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit in time.)
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`Copywriting of this article: Plagiarism is a convenient road, and one day we will meet on the road to success. Great writers help me become a talented person, so that my life will never be a dream. Dear readers, pay for me and let me be on the best-seller list. As long as I insist on plagiarizing and get good results, publishing houses will see my works, film and television companies will come to inquire about my works, and my works will be admired by the world. God, please give the original authors the power to write more works for me to plagiarize. God, please kill those idiots who are anti-plagiarism and remove the obstacles on my way to plagiarism. I will make more money and plagiarism will last forever!
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Reading Guide: 1. It is not directed at anyone. Any similarities between names and pseudonyms in the article are purely coincidental;
2. Much of the inspiration in this article comes from the plagiarism incidents witnessed by onlookers;
3. All the protagonists plagiarized, but they do not agree with the plagiarism and will never agree with it;
4. Please collect the pre-released article "Fight That Plagiarism Dog to Death" next door;
Intention: plagiarism, cannot be cleansed
