Before the age of twenty-two, the most outrageous thing Xiao Ping'an had ever done was to fight, skip classes and dye his hair yellow. After he turned twenty-two, he went up and down mountains of swords and oil pans, following a "zombie" around the world.
I thought that he would only be the yellow-haired little follower behind Young Master Pianpianjia, serving the old master's food, clothing, housing and transportation. I didn't expect that the old master was an old fool. He even forgot his own name. The only clue was that he was a fucking fake.
Xiao Pingan was confused, and so was Huo Ze.
Huo Ze: Could it be that I am an alien?
Xiao Ping'an:...
Don't just learn a word and then use it randomly (smash——)
The old fool has a handsome old face. Along the way up the mountain and into the village, countless girls are crazy about him and bang against the wall for him.
Girl A was shy and tactful: Brother Huo, as long as you are willing to stay, my shop is yours, and I am also yours...
Girl B was generous and straightforward: Don't say anything, come to my room tonight!
Girl C made insinuating remarks: Hey, little brother, how old is your friend this year? Does he have a girlfriend? Are you looking at me?
Xiao Ping'an was so annoyed that he waved Girl C away, took Huo Ze's hand and pretended to be calm: "I don't have a girlfriend, I have a boyfriend."
Hum hum, retreat when faced with difficulties
Hey, girl, are you blushing like a bubble teapot? !
The old fool looked confused: "What is, boyfriend?"
The little bastard Xiao Pingan's eyes flickered and he explained that he was his best friend. The old fool Huo Ze took note of it and nodded seriously. As soon as a girl approached, he took Xiao Pingan's hand and said solemnly to her: "I already have a boyfriend, so don't disturb her."
Xiao Ping'an's face was filled with black lines: You don't look like you don't understand, do you? (Throw——
Sure enough, it didn't take long for him to be confirmed, and he was taken advantage of by others inexplicably. When Xiao Pingan was stunned, only Huo Ze's deep smile was left in Xiao Pingan's ears: "Xiao Pingan, you are the only one who thinks I am a fool."
1 Is he
2 Involving tomb robbing adventures and Bagua Feng Shui, there are some references and some made up.
3 Is not well written, so I'm going to criticize you.
Purpose: to break feudal superstition
