Why Is a Crow Like a Writing Desk?

[If I become gentle, I will be like a cloud wearing pants. ——Mayakovsky] Principal's daughter x janitor's son Many years later, when Jiang Nan was sharing his high school experience with a young intern girl in the company who had been criticized by rumors, a fly happened to land on the cream cake in front of them. The reason why flies are disgusting is not just because they are ugly, noisy, and arrogant, but because they always appear precisely at the moments that should be your most anticipated, most joyful, and most worthy of celebration. Delicious food, delicate flowers, they can easily destroy all the beauty by rubbing their hands and add shit to the cake for you. And those people she had met were like flies without any shame. It was during the most embarrassing time in her youth that she met Xu Qingkai. An extreme egoist, a struggling please-please personality, it seems like two horizontal lines that will never intersect. Although in rumors, they have been together for a long time. Later, the egoist became the ultimate altruist, and the people-pleasing personality only wanted to please him and herself. ＊ Many years later, class reunion. Someone deliberately asked: You said that you two are both financial masters, who is in charge of the money in the family? Xu Qingkai: Everything counts, except my wife. Everyone booed: Boss Xu, do you dare not count or can't? The person who was serially tricked looked calm, and Xu Qingkai replied: If you hadn't asked me today, I wouldn't have even thought about it. After being shown off, everyone gave a thumbs up: Wow, Wow, Wow! Worthy of Xu Shen who always gets perfect scores! ＊ Maybe in twenty years, no one will care about what the top student and the school beauty will look like when they grow old, but they will always be each other's beauties and heroes. Screenshot of copywriting: 2022.11.06 —————— Special note: 1. The full text has been deposited 2. "Why are crows like writing desks" - Chinese translation of a line from "Alice in Wonderland" 3. No intimate behavior among minors Intention: A brilliant life for ordinary people.