[Updated daily at 22 o'clock, pre-released article "After Taming a Non-Human Bamboo Horse Overturned", the copy is at the bottom]
Nan Cheng was born in the interstellar era. He is a straight man who loves mechas and... Beauty. One day while on a mission, he accidentally encountered an accident and entered a book of romance between men on ancient earth that he had read before his death.
Good news: He is the younger brother of the protagonist of this article's top wealthy family. Even if he does nothing, he still has hundreds of billions of wealth waiting for him to inherit;
Bad news: In the original book, he is stupid and cunning. He is also extremely manipulative and tries to destroy the relationship between the protagonist and his partner. He is extremely unpopular. What's even more outrageous is that he ended up drunk and passionately racing with his friends from all walks of life, and he kicked the accelerator and was sent to the ICU, suffering from hemiplegia.
After the top mecha repairman Nan Fu Nan Cheng Chuan came in, he browsed a large number of lively and erotic novels on the market, his eyes widened: With such a torment, wouldn't it be fun to read novels and have CPs?
Later, everyone discovered that the ignorant young master of the Nan family seemed to have changed——
In the past, the catchphrase of Jiuluoyu, which was full of swear words but not serious, has become a venomous speech without any consciousness.
Faced with the original owner's duplicitous villain:
"Please don't talk to me, I will suspect that I am in kindergarten."
Being ridiculed that he could not even compare to half of the little finger of his brother who was extremely smart, Nan Cheng replied nonchalantly:
"Oh, the structure of human fingers is extremely delicate. In front of the Creator, I am indeed nothing."
Everyone who was ready to see a joke: forced to open up the pattern——
Xie Lin, the iceberg idol of the lawyer profession, was asked by his friend to help him take care of his younger brother who suffered from intermittent syncope and murmured "kswl (knock me to death)".
At the beginning.
Xie Lin: What new species of human is this?
Later——
Xie Lin: Oh, this is my wife.
Silently hugged away...
2022/11/10, WB screenshot has been taken to retain the certificate
Pre-collection of "Taming an Inhuman Bamboo Horse After Overturning"
On the eve of Lin Jue's seventh birthday, the little brother who led the family died unexpectedly in a car accident. The blood stains at the accident scene were not yet dry, and the uncle and aunt were crying like tears. Lin Jue stayed up all night.
On his birthday, his parents prepared for his birthday party as usual and kept silent about yesterday's accident, as if nothing happened. The doorbell rang three times in a row, and Lin Jue went to open the door. A family of three neighbors stood in front of the door and congratulated him on his happy birthday.
The little brother who was riding his bicycle and collided with a large truck yesterday stood completely in front of Lin Jue, handing over the gift with his hands as white as new and saying in a childish voice:
"Hello, Lin Jue. I wish you a long life."
A few weeks later, Lin Jue could confirm two things:
1. Except for him, no one knows that there is another person under the skin of the little brother;
2. "Little brother" listens to him very much.
Maybe, he can try to tame a monster.
That year, many terrifying monsters appeared in the unknown dark corners of the city overnight. Their eyes are empty and they just wander aimlessly. They do not communicate with each other and pay no attention to the indigenous people.
Ten years have passed, and humans have become accustomed to their existence. Characters based on them can be seen everywhere in books, advertisements, cartoons, film and television dramas and other media. Stupid, ridiculous, and ugly are all synonymous with these monsters.
Until one day, a monster slaughtered the entire biological research institute. Monsters scattered in all corners of the world rioted, and soon they were on the same level as humans...
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Lu Wen is an ordinary person. After graduating from the Public Security University, he worked at a police station not far from his home. He is a silent person and is appreciated by his superiors. He is single and has no financial pressure. His only worry is that the climate is too dry. He hopes it will rain all year round.
Recently, he has had another worry: the little bamboo horse that lives in his house behaves abnormally. It wants to be kissed when going out and cuddled when sleeping. According to human terms, it has entered estrus.
A few years later, Lu Wen accidentally picked up Xiao Zhuma's diary, which recorded Xiao Zhuma's "daily life" with him. It also attached a sheet of various data about his body. The following ratings were all good or excellent, except for the reproductive capacity column, which had a big cross drawn at the end.
Lu Wen:...
Maybe, he should catch this little bastard and try.
An unidentified attacker who thinks he is taming the other party but is actually raised by the other party.
Concept: iceberg beauty attack VS poisonous tongue (pseudo) straight man
Reader comments
Will there be a tyrant line IF in this project? [Poor] [Poor] [Poor] I want to see it
Hahahahaha, suddenly I don't have a wife anymore
Izumi Nana scolds Tobirama, isn't that gay [dog head]
If I order the Bawang set menu, can you also give me a bag lamb (dog head)?
Yes, you Xie Lin brother "good (fourth tone)" bully, especially to you (smile)
Hahahaha, brother is completely defeated
Orange, do you know what you have lost? That's a kiss from a wife! (I hate that iron cannot become steel)
No... No, you have led me astray. When will you stop being so self-righteous? Maybe, you are the wife.
Come to think of it, I have already started to save my life for him, hahahahahaha
Don't you just want to hold hands? You can do it even if you're not afraid (shy jpg.)
He is highly talented, born an orphan, and is a Slytherin. He will probably attract Lao Deng's attention. Think about it carefully, how could a little wizard with no ambition and not a pure-blood family be sorted into Slytherin? There is only one answer, pretending to be good enough.
Wife, snapped and disappeared
It can be seen that the baby girl is talented but has no chance to show it. Fortunately, she has the tenacity to always make progress and refuse to admit defeat. Such a person may be temporarily obscured by reality, but she will never remain silent forever [Come on] [Come on] Good luck. Wait for the baby girl to use her hard work, her persistence, her sobriety and kindness to slap those who look down on her now [Come on] [Come on] And why do I always feel that the male and female protagonists have some connection before, otherwise he would have too good a vision [Caigou] [Caigou]
I think the author's writing is really good. Otherwise, I would have been embarrassed if I could read more than a hundred pictures. I might have left before I even read a few pictures, but I still wish the author good luck.
Ahhhhhh, I have fallen into the trap of chasing a bigger one again. Let me get a time machine and let me travel to the end.
I just finished reading the articles I had been hoarding for two months in one go [poor] There will be more to come.
Flying to the clouds? [Covering face, laughing and crying] That's very lifelike [split]
Hahahaha, you take the bait yourself, so cute!
Hahahaha sister-in-law: take it easy
Hahahaha, netizens shouldn't make a fuss about it
Ah? Finished? Ah?
The ending felt so hasty. . . .
Um? That's it? ? ?
", The waiter was wearing a Chinese cheongsam, "Caught a big bug for the author ~
Maybe, "the waiter is wearing a Chinese cheongsam"?
It's all done, but I still have enough food, clothing, housing and transportation.
I stayed up all night to catch up, the writing is good and the thoughts are deep, I found a treasure, waiting for the update [please]
My classmates are here for a visit and we will fight again tomorrow [Lie down]
"Tang Zhituo has been very tired these days..." This is a big bug for the author~
This should be Tang Zhiyao, right?
What does Mu Wuxian think of Mr. Shen's efforts to sow discord and cause trouble?
Hey, if you don't take advantage of the fact that there is still brotherly love now, after the palace is built, even if it fails, you will be imprisoned in the palace to get some benefits and a way out, and you will mess around for yourself, and you will get nothing in the end.
"Dark Purple Nianjue" caught the author a big bug~
Will there be a tyrant line IF in this project? [Poor] [Poor] [Poor] I want to see it
Hahahahaha, suddenly I don't have a wife anymore
Izumi Nana scolds Tobirama, isn't that gay [dog head]
If I order the Bawang set menu, can you also give me a bag lamb (dog head)?
Yes, you Xie Lin brother "good (fourth tone)" bully, especially to you (smile)
Hahahaha, brother is completely defeated
Orange, do you know what you have lost? That's a kiss from a wife! (I hate that iron cannot become steel) No... No, you have led me astray. When will you stop being so self-righteous? Maybe, you are the wife.
Come to think of it, I have already started to save my life for him, hahahahahaha
Don't you just want to hold hands? You can do it even if you're not afraid (shy jpg.)
He is highly talented, born an orphan, and is a Slytherin. He will probably attract Lao Deng's attention. Think about it carefully, how could a little wizard with no ambition and not a pure-blood family be sorted into Slytherin? There is only one answer, pretending to be good enough.
Wife, snapped and disappeared
It can be seen that the baby girl is talented but has no chance to show it. Fortunately, she has the tenacity to always make progress and refuse to admit defeat. Such a person may be temporarily obscured by reality, but she will never remain silent forever [Come on] [Come on] Good luck. Wait for the baby girl to use her hard work, her persistence, her sobriety and kindness to slap those who look down on her now [Come on] [Come on] And why do I always feel that the male and female protagonists have some connection before, otherwise he would have too good a vision [Caigou] [Caigou]
I think the author's writing is really good. Otherwise, I would have been embarrassed if I could read more than a hundred pictures. I might have left before I even read a few pictures, but I still wish the author good luck.
Ahhhhhh, I have fallen into the trap of chasing a bigger one again. Let me get a time machine and let me travel to the end.
I just finished reading the articles I had been hoarding for two months in one go [poor] There will be more to come.
Flying to the clouds? [Covering face, laughing and crying] That's very lifelike [split]
Hahahaha, you take the bait yourself, so cute!
Hahahaha sister-in-law: take it easy
Hahahaha, netizens shouldn't make a fuss about it
Ah? Finished? Ah?
The ending felt so hasty. . . .
Um? That's it? ? ?
", The waiter was wearing a Chinese cheongsam, "Caught a big bug for the author ~ Maybe, "the waiter is wearing a Chinese cheongsam"?
It's all done, but I still have enough food, clothing, housing and transportation.
I stayed up all night to catch up, the writing is good and the thoughts are deep, I found a treasure, waiting for the update [please]
My classmates are here for a visit and we will fight again tomorrow [Lie down]
"Tang Zhituo has been very tired these days..." This is a big bug for the author~ This should be Tang Zhiyao, right?
What does Mu Wuxian think of Mr. Shen's efforts to sow discord and cause trouble?
Hey, if you don't take advantage of the fact that there is still brotherly love now, after the palace is built, even if it fails, you will be imprisoned in the palace to get some benefits and a way out, and you will mess around for yourself, and you will get nothing in the end.
"Dark Purple Nianjue" caught the author a big bug~