[Advance collection of "I am also farming with an S-class spiritual body today", please collect it]
I always thought I was human.
Although he occasionally sprouts horns and a tail.
Although I can't eat normal food, I can only continue to swallow pollutants.
But this world is not normal. A rose on the roadside can turn into a piranha. So at most, I was attacked by pollutants and became sick.
But some people don't see me that way.
A group of people in uniform called me a "demon" and "ancient top pollutant" and even secretly complained to my roommate?
My roommate is the human being who knows the most about pollutants. He is the commander responsible for clearing and killing pollutants.
Fortunately, my husband didn't believe them at all.
He told these people that I was indeed human, just sick and needed to be cared for tenderly and carefully.
Sir is indeed very gentle.
Even if my horns are accidentally exposed, he won't mind it, he will touch them and cover them with a hat.
Sir is such a good man.
I also want to treat him well.
So I tried to observe and observe how other humans living together took care of each other.
I learned to do it.
The gentleman was surprised at first.
But later, I discovered that he would smile and secretly kiss my forehead while I was sleeping.
So your husband must also think that I have done a good job, right?
Until I accidentally saw that in his top-secret information, the information about me was: [Scientific name is Devil, a top pollutant that has been judged extinct in history. It has extremely strong attack power and can take the form of a human. Be extra careful when capturing it.
It turns out that my husband has been lying to me.
It turns out I really am the devil.
I'm very sad.
I summoned my wings and flew away.
However, after a while, I was pulled back to my husband by the strange power of the contract.
I looked at him aggrievedly: What kind of contract did you make randomly? Why can you forcefully summon me even though I didn't respond?
The husband once again raised his hand and touched my horn: engagement. When humans sincerely propose to the devil, the devil will definitely appear.
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How to Soothe a Frizzy Top Pollutant:
1. Touch his little horns;
2. Cook for him with your own hands and watch him eat;
3. Don't lie to him – if you have lied, remember to admit it.
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The cute and confused little devil is attacked by X, a cold and stern commander
Reading guide:
1. The copy is in the first person and the main text is in the third person;
2. Shou has a slight heart-throb attribute;
3. HE; The background is empty and private like a mountain.
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"I am also farming with my S-class mental body today"
Sang Tao accidentally fell into a different world and received a task from the system: to build a wasteland.
No grass can grow in the wasteland, and Sang Tao's original skills have been sealed, leaving only one [Elementary Spiritual Pet Summoning Technique] that can barely be used.
Looking at the summoned saplings running all over the ground, the small octopus with eight tentacles twisted into a ball, and the furry ones rolling all over the ground, Santao fell into deep thought:
How to solve this famine?
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The senior officers of Alsa Planet suffered heavy losses in the decisive battle to exterminate the Zerg.
Their mental bodies have become juvenile and atavistic, and they frequently lose control and cannot be comforted, causing the officers to suffer.
Just when the doctors were helpless, the officers' mental bodies unexpectedly returned to calm.
No one knows why.
Until an anonymous post was posted on the Star Network forum: "I seem to have seen the spiritual bodies of the big guys in the Junk Star live broadcast?" There's video to prove it!
Click to open the post:
The spiritual body of the orc boss, that ferocious rabbit, turned into a little fur ball, farming the land with his long ears swaying?
The spiritual body of the tree tribe boss, the explosive tree covered in bombs, turned into a small tree, shaking its branches and leaves to build a tree house?
The spiritual body of the boss of the sea clan, that terrifying-looking octopus shrunk into a small one, pouting while trying hard to catch fish with eight hands?
The most unbelievable thing is that the Marshal's spiritual body shrank into a small ball of black fur, lying motionless in the arms of a young man? That young man even spoke rudely to the Marshal's spiritual body——
"Look at all the other babies building their homes, why are you the laziest? If you don't work, your little fish will be punished!"
Big guys:…
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A few years later.
The land of Santao has become a magical area known far and wide.
This morning, Santao was looking for the missing black furry, and a handsome young man knocked on his door: "Hello, I'm here to get the dried fish stored here."
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This article is also known as "What to do if I accidentally capture the mental bodies of the big guys" and "The good years of using dried fish to coax the marshal to work for me".
A beautiful girl who is a maniac about infrastructure construction is attacked by a maniac who protects his wife, a cat.
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Purpose: Active life
