
After the Failure of Fishing for a Beauty to Break the Bamboo Horse
钓系美人掰弯竹马失败后
by Be Careful (不辞楚)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 331k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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! Requesting for serialization → "I was attacked by my undercover wife after dressing up as a villain" ! Requesting Column → "After the Innocent Male Was Targeted by the Fishing CEO" ---------------------------------------- *Focus on demining: This article is for XP writing practice, not sweet and bloody* [Gloomy crying bag loyal dog attack × cool and arrogant but also the queen of the system] "Copywriting 1·Volume 1|Four Years Later·Starting Cremation" (Attack) Jiang Chao is a fake straight man and really homophobic. (Shou) Chi Yu is a true flower of the high mountains, but also a true bad-tempered person. Four years ago, his friendship with Jiang Chao deteriorated. He took the initiative to express his feelings for her, but was rejected because of his homophobia. But he is so arrogant, how can he allow it? Therefore, after being rejected, he did not hesitate to be a loser for love, but also forced Jiang Chao to have an unclear relationship with him, and did not believe that he would train and teach him. So Chi Yu went back to those four years and did everything with him, but was he right? Who is chasing after you? In four years—— Jiang Chao came to Chi Yu for dinner with roses in his hands. Chi Yu pinched his chin and provoked: "Oh? Why should I accompany you?" Jiang Chao was accused of being insincere and was forced to admit: "Because I miss you" Jiang Chao made Chi Yu angry. Chi Yu yelled at him and kissed him away, and blackmailed him: "Kiss me, and I will forgive you." Jiang Chao sobbed and kissed his lips tentatively: "Don't be angry..." Jiang Chao gave Chi Yu a gift, and Chi Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Oh, what kind of relationship do we have if you give me this?" Jiang Chao bit his lip in frustration and finally gave in: "I'm chasing you." Jiang Chao has been so homophobic for four years. He is homophobic to the point of running out of love, but says he just wants to be friends with him. He was so homophobic that after rejecting Chi Yu's confession, he couldn't help but cry in frustration. Therefore, Chi Yu couldn't figure out whether he liked him or not. He could only kiss Jiang Chao on the lips in confusion again and again to express comfort, and then warned sternly: "Believe it or not, I will beat you if you cry again." Tip: Cold and abstinent + arrogant + strong and paranoid = the queen of fishing Gloomy crybaby + large milk dog + love without knowing it = loyal dog crybaby (Appearance is an unruly wolf dog·actually a loyal dog is crying and attacking|vs|Appearance is cold and abstinent·actually a paranoid fishing queen suffers) ---------------------------------- "Copywriting 2·Volume 2|Four Years Ago·Campus Memories" ※It is recommended that little angels who do not resist abuse only read this volume! Don't read more!!! *1 Jiang Chao and Chi Yu were childhood sweethearts. When he first met Chi Yu, he stole his first kiss: "Pretty brother, I want to marry you!" Chi Yu was aloof and didn't like him, so he beat him to tears. Jiang Chao cried and talked about his entire childhood: "I like my brother..." The flower of the pond, Gaoling, will only say: "You are too annoying." *2 After years of reunion, Jiang Chao became rebellious. The little crybaby rebelled and turned into a big wolfdog. He scolded Chi Yu in person: "Why are you as annoying as before? Do you think anyone will like you like this?" Chi Yu couldn't help punching Jiang Chao as he had first seen him, and he regretted it. What I regret is not that I hit him, but that I didn't say that I always liked him. Unexpectedly, Jiang Chao took off his unruly shell and secretly cried. He was sad and angry, and didn't understand why Chi Yu still didn't like him? *3 After that, their relationship got worse and worse. One day Chi Yu heard that Jiang Chao was homophobic and deliberately told him that he "had a boyfriend." Jiang Chao cried again, his heart hurt beyond words. It was too painful, but Jiang Chao had an epiphany from the pain and he figured it out. It hurts too much. It's all Chi Yu's fault for this pain. ——Kai Chi Yu doesn't know that he is homophobic! ? Thanks to him, my old "illness" relapsed and I became even more homophobic. *4 Homophobia has side effects, Jiang Chao mixes dislike and like. Jiang Chao hates Chi Yu, how can he tolerate him framing him as a homophobe? He must find a way to make Chi Yu break up. So he was full of tea: "Is your boyfriend as tall as me? I want to break up." He held a rose in his hand during the holiday: "Will your boyfriend give you flowers? To persuade them to break up." When he was drunk, he kissed Chi Yu: "Your boyfriend... I want to break up with you." Later, Jiang, Green Tea, and Chao were done, and Chi Yu "broke up". Finally, no one allowed him to be homophobic anymore - but Chi Yu confessed to him for four years. ○The timeline is 2 volumes → 1 volume → 3 volumes | 2 volumes of narrative memories ———————————————— [※Reading Guide|Highlight Mine Clearance※] ★Maybe a little sadistic, mainly sadistic (please go straight to Volume 2 for sweet cookies) ★The dog-blooded strong Z love, the strong Z attack (actually very happy to attack ★Abuse for the sake of abuse, keep your mouth shut (I'm sorry this is my xp □Be strong, be loved as 0, neither weak nor "beautiful" □ Attacking the rebellious wolf-dog can be sweet, but the double-standard monster will only become a crybaby when faced with the opponent. □Gongzhen has a shadow of homophobia, not too sadistic but a bit sadistic □Gong is occasionally scolded and slapped (on the face) because he has a bad temper. □There are many sub-CP scenes, and the two green tea rivals overturned and became CPs △Can't accept the sweet torture knife + glass candy, run away! △You can't accept the slow-burning and mindless love flow, run away! ※My personal xp is unique, and the writing is really bad. You are right if you think it is better. Don't force it if it doesn't suit your taste. I hope you find a book you like next after quitting! =3= ○Currently serializing "Dressed as a villain and attacked by undercover wife" The villain of "Jing Luochen", He Xianqing, is ruthless and brings trouble to the imperial court. In order to help the crown prince ascend the throne, he framed the death of the third prince Mo Wenjing. One day, He Zhixu, a professor at University A, unfortunately changed into He Xianqing. However, the plot went haywire after he traveled through the book. Mo Wenjing did not appear, and he himself did not rise to prominence. Instead, he was transferred to renovate the notorious academy, and was also entangled with a beautiful boy who wanted to marry him. It is said that Mo Huaining is a prosperous man. Since his appearance, the career of the principal of He Zhixu has been booming. He accidentally met a generous young pavilion master, received a gift of ten thousand taels of gold from him, and renovated the academy with a zero enrollment rate into an AAA exam devil training camp. Weekly exams and monthly exams will be taken at the beginning of the school year. Sign the test paper and write a review. Read in the morning and revise in the evening plus self-study and simulate the problem sets. Military training, parent-teacher meetings, quantitative assessment and establishment of school rules. After that, the college's admission rate soared, and most of the civil and military officials in the dynasty were classmates. Colleagues who had been in trouble were shocked, and they knelt down to lick He Zhexu one after another, but was rejected politely. They started to please his beloved wife. The ministers went to investigate, but found many interesting points... First, the boy who called He Zhixu sweetly and lovingly as "husband" was not a weak and darling wife at all. Instead, his eyes were scarlet and he was suppressed under him every night, and he was terrifyingly vicious and paranoid. Secondly, it doesn't matter that this lady is a man, she was at the top at that time, but she looks so much like the third prince who has been away from the palace for many years incognito! ? —— 2* The third prince, Mo Wenjing, went into exile among the people and endured the humiliation. One day he was helped by a group of powerful ministers, but he died due to He Xianqing's use and conspiracy. After his rebirth, he found the mastermind behind the scenes, pretending to marry one by one "husband", changed his name to Mo Huaining, and lurked beside He Xianqing. He is the wife who has three matchmaking and six certificates with He Zhixu, he is the mysterious master of the pavilion who helps He Zhixu, and he is also the old enemy who has a deep hatred with He Zhixu. He was using the guise of being an undercover agent, but actually— Men: He Xianqing seems to be short of money. Mo Huaining: Keep him useful and give him one million gold. Men: He Xianqing seems to be getting married. Mo Huaining: It's useful to keep him, I'll get married. Men: He Xianqing seems to have been hit by a love potion. Mo Huaining: Let him be useful, I will solve it. The men finally couldn't help it: It's useless to leave He Qingqing, kill him quickly. Mo Huaining: If it works, it works! Don't touch my husband! (Crying) Subordinate:… In this way, Mo Huaining worked conscientiously as an undercover agent. He was the best at pretending to cry miserably, and he didn't care if the fake show was true. Just when he thought he had superb acting skills and had control over He Xianqing, He Xianqing died from a hidden arrow. Mo Huaining should have been happy that the revenge of his previous life was avenged, but at the moment when He Zhixu's body was found, he burst into tears and was so heartbroken that he firmly believed that this person was completely different from the He Xianqing in his previous life. So much so that he didn't notice at all that the body in his arms... Was a dummy? ? From then on, Mo Huaining was in despair, until one day he was summoned to the palace. At that time, there was chaos in the palace, the emperor was seriously ill, the prince was ignorant and listened to treacherous people, and all the power of the government was handed over to a newly appointed leftist prime minister. When Mo Huaining met him in the court for the first time, he found that this person was exactly the same as He Zhixu who had died in his arms. In the court, He Zhixu smiled condescendingly at him, and Mo Huaining's eyes grew hot, followed by chaos... After the ministers retired from the court, they all criticized: Why did the third prince lose his temper in front of the palace, crying and shouting madly at the left prime minister? Intention: The road to growth is full of thorns and setbacks, but if you don't forget your original intention, you will definitely gain something.
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