Want to have sex with her? No problem, just memorize the classic passage "Pan Jinlian makes a big fuss in the grape trellis" from Jin Ping Meili! No matter what you say about the Five Ultimate Setting Sun Palm or the Meteor Life-Destroying Lotus, if you can't write it down silently, I will make you cut off your descendants! She just wants to be a pervert, she won't feel depressed when she sees a handsome guy, she will drool while admiring him, and her wealth will not go to outsiders! Is he Green Forest Sky? Whoever dumps you, if the ogre clan leader is handsome enough, it doesn't matter if they kiss each other on the lips and shake hands!
P. S I am not very good at classical Chinese, so the whole text is written in vernacular, with a lively and lively style, and a bit of a parody.
★Date of publication: December 27, 2005
Since Jinjiang has newly opened the "Author Reply" function, on December 13, 2007, I deleted all the nonsense in the original article without modifying the content.