As a girl waiting to be married, my family always told me that mother-in-laws are magical creatures: they give birth to children, are unreasonable, help their sons take concubines, need their daughters-in-law to set rules, manage the family's money, and treat their daughters-in-law as outsiders...
But after I got married, I found that my mother-in-law was very strange.
Give birth? My mother-in-law said: I won't think about having children until I'm twenty.
Unreasonable? My mother-in-law treats me as a daughter.
Helping your son take a concubine? Not to mention taking concubines, the husband didn't even have a wife, and even the concubines my mother sent me were sent back by my mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law said: If my Qiu Zhuo dares to take a concubine, I will break his legs!
My mother was so frightened that she swore on the spot that she would never take a concubine in the future in order to save her son-in-law's leg.
Set rules? My mother-in-law is less disciplined than me.
Butler key? I got it on my first day of marriage.
Beware of me? My mother-in-law is only at home for a few hours in the evening and is busier than my husband every day. How can she have such free time!
My mother-in-law also encouraged me to become an independent woman in the new era, to be self-reliant and have my own career!
I am afraid that I will have to be reincarnated as a Bodhisattva to meet such a mother-in-law!
Oh no, my mother-in-law said, don't be superstitious, it's all up to you!
It's this mother-in-law...
You are obviously from Jiangnan, but you can't speak Jiangnan dialect?
I'm not from the southwest, but I'm obsessed with Houttuynia cordata?
I also admire a philosopher named Ma...
Help, my mother-in-law is a weirdo!
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BTW, the title refers to the Tang Dynasty
Niangzi: The name for a woman can be called "a certain Niang" according to her ranking, such as Aunt Gongsun and my daughter Xia Yaoniang.
Langjun: The name for a man, you can call him "a certain man" according to his ranking, such as Wu Dalang
Aunt: mother-in-law
Aye: Father
A Niang: Currently
Grandma: grandma
Axiong: elder brother
Sister: sister
That's about it for now, it may cause reading difficulties...
Intention: time travel but not golden finger, respect the laws of history, and actively transform the world