
The Elite National Master Was Tricked by Himself
精分国师被自己坑惨了
by Orange Mulberry Branch (桔桑枝)
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Everyone knows that Wen Changrong, the master of the Great Zhou Dynasty, was as gentle as jade, graceful and noble as his name suggests. But I don't know from that day on, another soul lived in the frail body of the Imperial Master, and he began the road to perfection that will never return! —————————————————— [Fragment 1] Wei Yangling recently suspected that there was a thief in the general's mansion. He could always hear rustling noises in the middle of the night, so he planned to hide in the dark to find out. Then she discovered that the Imperial Master, who had a delicate body and an arrogant body, and coughed every five steps, came to climb on her wall at night? What's even more outrageous is that he actually confidently said that she kidnapped him. In response, General Wei let out a soul f**k and asked: "Are you okay?" If nothing happens, just eat Hehehong. —————————————————— [Fragment 2] During the border invasion, General Wei led 40,000 cavalry to fight in Shayuan in the north. He won a great victory and returned in triumph. The Imperial Master 1 looked worried and full of affection: "My heart is full of joy for Ah Yao, and I will never abandon him for the rest of my life." General Wei's old face turned red: I have to say, I'm a little excited! The next second, Master 2 looked coldly: "Rude! Discourteous!" General Wei: "???" Why are you doing this magic trick? —————————————————— [Fragment 3] The fact that the National Preceptor and General Wei did not deal with this matter was already known to everyone in the court. But what those officials didn't know was that after the court, the frequent visits between the two made Prince Xue extremely dissatisfied. Prince Xue often told his sister that the Imperial Master was powerful and cunning. You were not as considerate as him and had little contact with him. But when he saw that Wen Changrong could eat Wei Yangling's food without changing his expression. He fell silent. I can't help but wonder, can I still eat it if it tastes so bad? That's fine, just a young couple. —————————————————————— If someone told Wei Yangling, "In the future, he and the Imperial Master will become a divine couple that everyone will envy." Wei Yangling would curse loudly. Aren't you afraid of losing your life by talking nonsense like this? If one day she really gets involved with Wen Gou, she will give herself a big mouth first and never show any mercy. Later... It smelled so good... Who can resist a slimy, pure and beautiful man? Still a love brain. The only shortcomings are that my temper is a little bad and my mouth is a little bit poisonous, but... Looking at that face, emmmmmmm, it's not that I can't bear it! 1V1 Shuang Jie, the sickly and poisonous National Master VS the powerful General Wei who can defeat the sky and the earth If you dare to act weird again, I will scold you! Please collect it! Pre-receipt copy: [After dressing up as an NPC, I worked on a suspense script] Please collect it Yin Li is a top student in an institution of higher learning. He is handsome, smart, and tall. He is the child of other people who is envied by everyone. After graduation, I successfully became a hard-working social worker in a Fortune 500 company. Immediately afterwards, I successfully received the lunch box despite working hard and non-stop. Sixty years of detours have been saved. I thought I would see Po Meng, but when I opened my eyes, I found myself in a suspense game my company was developing, and was forced to play NPC in various dungeons to earn gold coins. Yin Li flipped the table(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻, boss Zhou Papi worked for him before his death, and after his sudden death, he had to go back to the game and continue to work for him. Did he save her life in his previous life? PS: Please NPCs pay attention to their emotions and avoid OOC, otherwise they will be punished with electric shocks. Yin Li doesn't quite understand. Is this a suspense game or should the actors be in place? But after becoming an NPC, she understood what the diversity of species is, because she was often made to cry by some brainless players. Yin Li, who grew up with a high IQ and was surrounded by smart people, opened her eyes to Luo Ying for the first time, and was convinced that he was definitely the most mentally retarded among all the brainless players she had ever seen in her NPC career. "Does this guy know how to run home when it rains?" "Can he tie his shoes?" * Luo Ying is a rich second generation, well-dressed, well-fed, and pampered. He has had a smooth life since childhood. The only problem he had was that he was always scolded as stupid by his chairman father, so he deliberately played a suspense game in an attempt to avenge his past shame. Question: What weapon did the murderer use to commit the crime? PS: Recharge 6 yuan to get tips! Earn double points with this limited time offer. Luo Ying: Huh? Isn't it from "purple sand"? Don't worry, don't worry, I have the money. Then, since the first time he went to the recharge center, he went there again and again to buy tips, props, points, draw cards, and recharge himself into SVIP. The reason is that the old girl who is the cashier looks too annoying to him. Which programmer made her face? She is just jumping back and forth on his aesthetics. A certain copy asked: Who is the murderer? A: Red-haired spirit girl B: Ahua (Xiu Gou raised by the victim) C: Recharge reminder Luo Ying: C Cashier* Yin Li: Do you have cerebellar atrophy? Luo Ying: Oh my god, you are still a red hot pepper, I love you even more. Shuangjie, the heroine who is a high-intelligence businesswoman and a worker, VS the male protagonist who is stupid and rich, a handsome guy and a fool You and I have no chance at all, it all depends on me throwing money. Intention: May everything go well
