Three Words to Make His Majesty Fall in Love with Me

[Open the next book and click on the column "The Gloomy Passerby Doesn't Want to Be Liked" to see it~] #Binded to Wenhao system, but wearing the wrong one# What is it like to write about pure love in front of a tyrant? ! Is the original poster still alive? Xie Ling is a salty fish. When he woke up, he was bound to a literary system. When he was about to stand up and show off his talents, he found out: Thank you for the invitation, he was tricked by the system and he wore it in the wrong place! From the interstellar orc channel with poor culture, we came to the Great Qian Dynasty where saints appeared in hell mode. Coincidentally, this dynasty had just been rectified by Emperor Qianwu, and had already gone through several rounds of escape. The ministers were walking on thin ice with fear, thinking only about how to get ashore every day. Xie Ling: Hahaha, I am so lucky, it must not be related to the palace, right? In this case, a mountain villager would be just right. System: Hahaha how is that possible? Xie Ling:...... So in the Qianwu Dynasty, which is the most famous one who hates broken sleeves, as a high-minded concubine (emphasis: male) of the Hou family, he hooked up with the eunuch and prepared to recommend himself as Emperor Wu. The elements were too complete, and Xie Ling's eyes went dark. What to live for? No more living! Hahahaha # Xiao Huanwen was accomplished in martial arts and was decisive in killing. He hated having his sleeves cut off the most in his life, but he was unexpectedly sacrificed to a beautiful man. It's hard to calm down the anger in my heart if I don't kill such a traitor. However, the moment he saw the beautiful man, Xiao Huan narrowed his eyes because he saw the words above the beauty's head: "Three words to make the domineering emperor fascinated by me" Xiao Huan: ... Oh, is it true? I don't believe it. He wanted to see how these three sentences could make him "fascinated". The first sentence "Do you want to live forever?" Xiao Huan:...... The second sentence "Do you want to live forever?" Xiao Huan: Tsk. The third sentence: "You may be... Poisoned?" Xiao Huan: ... Say what you said again? ! Xie Ling originally thought that he would die, but after waiting and waiting, he discovered that he was not dead on the first day. The next day, he was still alive. On the third day, he became a householder and actually became an official. At the end, Xie Ling looked blankly at Emperor Wu who pulled him to bed together, opened his letter of inauguration and read: "Your Majesty, this is against the rules. According to Article 108 of the Palace Rules..." The next second the new novel on my head was updated rapidly #Help, my boss is a super boss, and the poster is just a little secretary. I am alone on a business trip for half a month, but my boss keeps me away late at night and asks me to sleep on his bed. What's going on? # Xiao Huan choked and seemed to be smiling but not smiling:... "Guess what's going on?" PS: The standard feudal emperor is uncertain, cleansed, arrogant, possessive, super aggressive VS salty fish complains and rebounds from time to time, beautiful and sand sculpture suffers [Copywriting: 2024.8.25] ————————————————————————— Open next book "The gloomy passerby doesn't want to be liked" Xie Fan, who suffers from prosopagnosia, traveled through time. When I woke up, I was transported into a folklore and supernatural novel that I had read before. Good news, he's just a passerby. Bad news: He is a cannon fodder who dies immediately upon appearance and is used as a backdrop. A gloomy, gray, blind mouse with long hair and an unclear face. He fell in love at first sight with the protagonist who came to the village to sketch and was secretly designated as the god's wife. Therefore, he was disgusted by the gods he believed in and died miserably. It became an opportunity for the various Celestial Dragon protagonists to get close to the heart-throb protagonist Shou after they appeared on the stage. The death is very cannon fodder, which fits the character very well. And Xie Fan... Happened to be very afraid of death and also afraid of ghosts. So on the first day the protagonist came to travel, Xie Fan closed the door and hid. But he didn't notice that after he closed his eyes, the faceless statue enshrined in the room suddenly cracked an eye, and the look he looked at him in the middle of the night gradually became strange. At the same time, the evil Tianlong people who came to sketch with Shen Xun actually noticed him. The young men who have been pampered by modern technology since childhood only found this remote village with strange customs and eccentric villagers. In addition to the beautiful scenery in the mountains, it was simply unbearable. If it weren't for Shen Xun's insistence on coming here to sketch, they wouldn't have come. The eldest young men spent a week touring the mountains with nothing to do, scorning the so-called "Spider God" who blesses the village with good weather. Until I accidentally met on the river bank - a beautiful young man who came out to fetch water and wash clothes alone in the middle of the night. The eldest young men suddenly came to their senses and found that this weird village still had advantages, such as - Feng Shui was particularly nurturing. However, on the day he met the group of outsiders, Xie Fan returned home and saw a strange light red mark suddenly appeared on his lower back. The next day, Xie Fan found out that she was pregnant. PS: Ke is an ancient man who fell in love with his wife at first sight. He is an inhumane evil god. VS is a gloomy man with face blindness. His mother is a beautiful passerby. Intention: to work hard in difficult situations