After Becoming a High School Cat, I Am Now Single!

[Pre-receipt: "Suona is played at the wedding banquet, and the wealthy marry easily", atypical marriage first, love later, opened on 9.19, See the copy at the end] Baking blogger Dong Heguang never thought that he, a positive young man of four or five, would one day be troubled by cats. Not for anything else, just because he... Turned into a cat. The good news is, it didn't take long for him to change back. The bad news is that he goes to the university next door every now and then to experience the daily life of a stray cat in college. There was no warning, the cat species were complete and the number was sufficient. It's so depressing! ! ! (Keep smiling. Jpg) Just when he was at a loss what to do, the youngest and most handsome associate professor of the university next door caught his attention. That man was usually taciturn and had a stern face like the King of Hell, but his behavior changed when he saw the cat! Either feed the canned food or masturbate with your hands. Isn't this the four words "I am suspected" clearly written on the top of the head? In addition, the "cat pulse" resources he accumulated after transforming into a cat also told him that every time he transformed into a cat, this man would wander near the crime scene—— There is only one truth, he is the murderer! Very good, then he will have to find a way to find the other party's direct evidence of the crime and the "murder weapon". To catch the thief, he must catch the stolen goods! * As an associate professor in the Department of Architecture at University A, Xia Zeyu's original life consisted of taking classes and drawing pictures during busy hours and petting cats and taking photos in his free time, which was very regular. But from that day on, a young man named Dongheguang appeared in his life. He always had a smile that made people feel warm, and because of this, I did a lot of things with him that I had never thought of before. For example: Let's reveal the secret of the cat legend that has been circulating in the school for a long time Make cakes with human cubs Participate in social activities together... So, should you write him a letter to express your feelings? —Small theater— Dong Heguang opened WeChat one day and found that he had been patted by Xia Zeyu, and the content was "Please have sex with me." Before he could explain that it was a prank played by his friend, he discovered that the other party had filmed him a second time. Dongheguang:? ? Xia Zeyu: Sorry, I originally wanted to withdraw it, but I bumped into it again accidentally. Dongheguang:...... On the other side—— Mischievous friend: If A Guang succeeds in getting out of singlehood, I will definitely contribute a lot~hoho~ Xia Ze, who knew the truth, said: I will organize a matchmaking ceremony now. Dongheguang: ... Please, put your aloof persona back in your arms. Food Guide 1. The gentle and cheerful, life-loving, bold and careful baking blogger is + 2. New year, double first love, HE 3. I have a little tendency to attack myself, not much, just a little bit 4. There will be scenes with small animals and human cubs, which are all embellishments. 5. There is a sub-CP, but not much, mainly to promote the plot of the protagonist. The sub-CPs are all ex-Duoduo 6. In the middle and later stages of your life, you may be a bit scumbag due to your personality. Please give him room to grow, Crab! 7. Don't worry about becoming an associate professor at the age of 29 o(╥╥)o 8. There will be small logic bugs in some places, please let them go. ■■■■ Advance receipt copy: Gu Xingchuan is a kindergarten teacher who is loved by everyone and full of affinity. Children like him, colleagues appreciate him, and parents trust him. In everyone's eyes, the kind and friendly Teacher Gu is always filled with a happy smile. But no one knows that he is actually super, super—a vengeful person! Except for Yi Yunlan, his contract husband. * Yi Yunlan is a top-notch dandy. He is proficient in eating, drinking and having fun, and he is loose in all company affairs. Originally, he had been living a free and wanton life, until that day, he was "kidnapped" by his own father and sent to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate from a man he had only met once. Then, his good days came to an end. In order to regain his freedom, he tried every means to tease Gu Xingchuan, but he never expected that he would be "condemned by God" in the end. Divine punishment? Yi Yunlan didn't believe it. He firmly believed that all his misfortunes were caused by Gu Xingchuan, the smiling tiger, but he still suffered from the lack of evidence. Fortunately, the sky has eyes, and he found a "Diary of Merits" signed by someone. Yi Yunlan: (angrily) I found the evidence! Those things before were indeed your fault! Just to take revenge on me! Gu Xingchuan: (Calmly raising eyebrows) Otherwise? To praise you? Yi Yunlan: (Incoherent) You... I... Gu Xingchuan: (winking cutely) Just keep looking back, I will praise you later~ Yi Yunlan: (gradually blushing) I, am my kissing skills really bad? Gu Xingchuan: (He holds his chin and smiles) There is a lot of room for improvement, so do you want to practice more? * Gu Xingchuan's "Diary of Merits": On the yin day of X month, the second young master put chili pepper and mustard toothpaste in breakfast, so he invited the second young master to eat snail noodle hot pot to repay evil with kindness. If you do it again, you can consider keeping canned herrings in your closet, adding stinky tofu juice to your shaving foam, and spreading rumors. PS: I feel much more childish than when I was a child and need to be sorted out. … On June PS: He probably didn't see that I was afraid of thunder, but his hands covering my ears were really warm. … On x month He is just too shy and his kissing skills need to be improved, but I still congratulate him for being upgraded from pilot to rose. *** [Food Guide] 1. There is a five-year age difference between attack and reception. 2. A baby-faced monster who looks gentle and kind but is actually petty and vengeful 3. If you have a baby, you have to be the one born by the attacker. 4. Relatively slow to heat up 5. The author is obsessed with peregrinations and rhymes, Wang Haihan Intention: Love is the strongest courage and driving force to move forward