The Penguin I Bought at a Certain Store Has Arrived.

Thursday, thank you all for your support! Please collect the pre-collection of "I Became a Mecha Buddha After the Newspaper Office". The following is the copy of this article: Before traveling through time, Banxia bought a penguin in a certain online store. According to the store, the penguin would walk to her house by itself after placing the order. However, until Banxia traveled to the interstellar world, this penguin, which was said to be able to walk by itself, still hadn't arrived. Just when Banxia was engaged in a vigorous beast-control battle after traveling through time, and had forgotten this stupid deed, the penguin suddenly walked up to her with a piece of snow in front of everyone, and froze the provocative enemy on the opposite side to death along with his pet. Banxia: "!!!" Audience: "!!!" That night, after receiving a message from the store asking for a good review, Banxia looked at the familiar yet strange stores in her previous life and fell into deep thought. "Good reviews are okay, I'll buy another panda, one that can walk by itself!" After a few breaths, Banxia entered this sentence solemnly. Many shopkeepers were shocked: "???" Are you a fool who is addicted? Banxia: You are the fool! [The purchase of penguins in the article is a virtual product, not a real wild animal. It is a moderate joke, so please do not buy it. It is said that some unscrupulous merchants will use this to obtain customer information, so be careful not to be deceived. —————————————————————— Pre-collection of "After the newspaper office, I became a Mecha Buddha": Environmentalist Shi Nan died in a mudslide and traveled to the future world after his death. However, what she didn't expect was that in a future world full of high technologies, humans would actually be more superstitious than in the feudal era. For the sake of merit, the messy creatures are released regardless of the ecology. For the sake of Buddhist beads, rare and ancient trees that are thousands of years old are cut down at will. For the sake of faith, just walk on the street and talk as much as you want... Shi Nan endured the discomfort and finally grew up in this environment, but in the end she chose to self-destruct because her parents insisted on her choosing faith. Faith, right? Shi Nan, who was so angry, let himself go and angrily created a website, declaring: Knock the mechanical wooden fish, release the electronic koi, worship the mecha Buddha, and enjoy digital immortality! Shi Nan, who originally just wanted to take revenge on society, did not expect that once the website was launched, it would become extremely popular not long after. Is this okay? Shi Nan found it difficult to understand, but for the sake of environmental protection, she still managed her website conscientiously to prevent these people from ruining the environment when they had nothing to do. In this way, under Shi Nan's careful management, the website became more and more popular. Finally one day, she received a man who claimed to be a messenger from heaven. The visitor fell from the sky in a super unscientific manner. As soon as he entered the door, he smiled particularly enthusiastically at Shi Nan: Mecha Buddha? You won the first place in the latest popular gods competition among the gods, and the Heavenly Court has notified you to receive the award. Shi Nan:? ? ? Purpose: Don't give up when encountering adversity, there will always be a bright future