[The mournful sweet girl dancer vs the arrogant and poisonous ancient violinist]
Yu Tang accidentally brought a male ghost home from the museum.
The cultural relic looks lively and fragrant, but inside it is extremely hairy. Opening the mouth is "absurd and wanton" and closing the mouth "isn't it appropriate?"
One is not paying rent, the other is not doing housework, the third is poisonous tongue, the fourth is mysophobia, all five poisons
But Yu Tang dared not speak out in anger.
This ancestor really didn't know where he came from. He couldn't break the talisman or die with the Taoist curse. No matter which old grave he threw him, he would appear on time the next day as if the alarm clock was eight in the morning.
Looking at the face of this male vixen who brought disaster to the country and the people, Yu Tang recognized it - as long as Daji didn't act like a monster, it would be nice to have it as an ice sculpture vase at home.
Until one day, a handsome and gentle man moved into the second bedroom next door.
Yu Tang politely introduced: "This is my cousin who comes from the countryside. Yes, he has lived in the mountains since he was a child. He had a high fever when he was a child. He is a Hanfu lover... This is my, uh, high school classmate."
The high school classmate smiled and extended his hand: "Xiaoyutang's first love and ex-fiancé."
The cousin confronted her ex-husband coldly for a moment, then stuffed the cousin into the house.
"You and his childhood sweetheart?"
"Emm... That counts?"
"Sincere love?"
"... Yes."
"You think he is?"
"You can go to the living room, go to the kitchen, and do a lot of work with household appliances - uh uh uh! Why are you covering my mouth!"
Since that day, Yu Tang found that the world had changed.
Suddenly, all her housework was dispensed with. When she woke up, there was warm water by her bedside. After get off work, the man in a pink apron brought three dishes and one soup to her.
And her materialistic ex-husband saw ghosts on one, three, and five occasions, and met with evil spirits on two or four occasions. Within three months, he only saw the rent and no one was there.
Yu Tang looked at a certain cultural relic that was proud of him, and finally realized something in hindsight.
That night, she was eaten dry and wiped clean——
"Can he go to the hall?"
"Is he gentle and homely?"
"He has a great job——"
Yu Tang interrupted in shame and anger: "You, you, you, you, what a shame!"
…
"The peach tree happened to visit us, and Cui Yan really came here again."
Food guide:
1. From the past to the present, a sweet story about happiness, he, 1v1
2. The male protagonist has an entity, will make money later, and will have a small part of the ancient plot
Purpose: Respect the old and love the young