The Black and Red Top Cousin of the King of Hell Has Sex with the Queen

The welfare extra has been updated, please post~ ""Me! Saving the Villain Sect in Progress" has been released, and the text is at the end. I'm begging you to collect it like crazy (mua~)" The Qingqiu Fox Clan pays taxes - 500 million, The Fengshan Bird Tribe pays taxes - one billion, The mountain gods in the human world pay taxes - five billion! The ghosts in the underworld pay taxes - zero, ah no, a loss... "Order the King of Hell to pay a tax payment of 2 billion on July 15th of the following year. If you are not satisfied, you will ask to resign!" The King of Hell: It's too complicated, destroy it! Yan Qiqi heard that the entertainment industry in the human world was very profitable, so he asked the mountain god to sue the land, and finally entered the industry. She looked up at the "nephew" that Tu Tu had found for her. She lowered her head silently and looked at the phone interface. Netizen: [Chen Gou wants to appear in a variety show and brings his cousin with him. He is so poor. [Chen Gou, get out of the entertainment industry! My cousin is not a good person either, so hurry up and get out of here! Eh? But, my cousin is so beautiful! Yan Qiqi: Hmm... Very good. Her "nephew" is a black man on the Internet. Chen Gou is blackmailed all over the internet:? ? Have a question? — As soon as Chen Gou debuted, scandals spread all over the world, and he became a black man on the Internet. The program "100% Family Love" has not yet aired. After scolding him, netizens began to speculate about which episode he and his cousin would quit. However, on the first day of the live broadcast, The cabin selected by the program crew was haunted. Not only did it make strange noises in the middle of the night, but there were also ghost fires floating in the air. All the guests were extremely scared, except Chen Gou and his cousin. The two of them were holding bowls, eating noodles, and dodging will-o'-the-wisps at the same time. Their movements were smooth and fluid. They were considered masters! Netizen: "Have these two practiced before?" In the third episode, the program team asked them to make a creative short film, and the two made a hellish style. The door behind the two people is thick, formidable, and sinister. Along with the music, black and white impermanent bull-headed and horse-faced figures suddenly appeared, and the shackles in their hands jingled. Long-tongued ghosts, headless ghosts, lewd ghosts, and hundreds of ghosts walking at night are particularly real. Netizen: "It's a little outrageous and a little shocking. You're awesome, aren't you?" "Damn it, are you bringing the underworld here?" Later, netizens found that the interaction between the two people was interesting and real, and their kung fu was excellent. Netizens shouted: "You must not retreat, I still want to see Qinggong floating on the water!" Yan Qiqi became popular, completely famous. Looking at the mountain of scripts in front of her, she was very distressed. Which one should you choose? Chen Gou: "Did you forget that you have to pay taxes? Of course I took them all..." Before he could finish his words, he was kicked hard by the tall man behind him. The man looked at Yan Qiqi with a gentle expression: "Choose whichever one you want to play, and Chen Gou can play it." Yan Qiqi:? ? ! ! Great! Bully the little brat! ! Chen Gou: ... Old man, you are the only one who knows how to behave! * On the first day when the King of Hell left the underworld, the forum of heaven and earth exploded. #Surprise! King of Hell, she is so poor that she wants to enter the human world for money! # Later, the entire Three Realms—— Fairy: Oh my god, is the King of Hell so beautiful? It looks so good, why don't you go out for a walk? Immortal Lord of the Bird Tribe: I can lick the face of the King of Hell for a lifetime, why has Xiao Chen Gou grown so big? Mountain God: Tsk tsk, this is a variety show for a family of three, but why does this handsome old man look so familiar? The immortals/ghosts took a look: Mountain God, you are finished, you said... The Emperor of Heaven is an old man? A good citizen starts by paying taxes on time and never evading taxes~ Pre-collection of the next book "Me!" Saving the villain sect is in progressPlease accept—— Gu Ning and Xiantian lacked a trace of spiritual energy and were destined to be unable to ascend. The leader of the Sword Sect is her father, and in order to ascend to heaven, he wants to kill her to become a Taoist. Before being used as cannon fodder, Gu Ninghe chose to defect and go down the mountain first! After leaving the Sword Sect, she planned to find a good sect. The Golden Gate in front of me is tall and full of immortal energy. At first glance, it looks like a top-grade immortal gate. However, after entering the sect, I realized that the sect was full of villains that could only be seen in story books! The eldest brother has thick skin and thick flesh. What he loves to do every day is to go down the mountain to catch people and peel off their skins and bones. The second senior brother is extremely handsome and likes to be a human skin paper lantern. He is a bit more sinister than an evil spirit. The little junior brother is stupid and silly. He cuts off skulls every day to practice martial arts, leaving no bones or residue behind. The little junior sister is fragrant and soft, but every day she just wants to break up the male and female protagonists, and her obsession is getting deeper and deeper. As the senior sister of the new sect, Gu Ninghe thought that it was necessary for her to eliminate the sect's hostility and return it to a clean and good sect! But later—— When the eldest brother met the bully who had bullied him, she realized that when he was a young man, he was once a prosperous young man, but he was extremely humiliated. In the end, he carried one hundred and four needles and three hundred and twenty whips, and traveled across the northern border step by step. From then on, I hated bullies and their like, and would eat their flesh and blood whenever I saw them! Gu Ninghe rolled up his sleeves, opened the bully's mouth, and fed each of them a spirit-killing pill. She trampled people under her feet and stood high above them, "You? Why?" Why did she bully the senior brother who fed her every day! The second senior brother was originally the son of a noble family, but he was imprisoned and chained by his biological father, making him beg for food like a wild dog, just to make him a container for practicing. From then on, the second senior brother became obsessed with killing all the evil people in the world and turning them into human skin paper lanterns. That day, the second senior brother was designed to return to his original home, and he almost became obsessed with it. She lit countless lanterns in the dark night and told him—— "Senior brother, human skin paper lanterns are not good-looking, but flower lanterns are good-looking! And..." "Second Senior Brother, look, there is light in the dark night." Once, the young man who was bound by iron chains could not see the light. In the future, she would make all kinds of beautiful lamps! The little junior brother is stupid and stupid, but in fact, due to the instability of his nightmare soul, he can only rely on continuous sword practice to restrain himself from going into the path of evil demons and heretics. Gu Ninghe solved his nightmares and tempered his muscles and bones... The little junior sister became more and more paranoid, so she took her to travel around the world to see the prosperity of the world... Gu Ninghe was very satisfied to see the people in the sect get rid of the past and no longer be paranoid, but—— Who can tell her why their master is also a villain? ! Save—— Fellow Taoists, may I ask how to save my villain master who wants to destroy the world? ! ! ! Intention: Hard work leads to success