[After writing Next Door, come back and continue this book, bow~]
Zhuang Lian knew that twenty-three was the right age for Chuang.
But when he was lying in a garbage dump after traveling through time, and a murderous robot stood in front of him and praised him for his beauty, he still couldn't help but ask questions.
Your uncle, where did you do it for me?
Is this still domestic?
And every time Zhuang Lian feels that the world is darkening, something even more heartbreaking will always happen——
He is alienated.
Zhuang Lian: "..."
Good news: still alive.
Bad news: I want to die.
It's a pity that he can't die.
Because the robot next door stared at him with eager eyes, and from time to time said to him, "Yanzi, how can I live without you, Yanzi?"
Zhuang Lian::)
My hands are itchy and I want to explode something.
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Alpha is a robot who works hard and gets off work on time. He is also the robot who loves picking up garbage on the garbage planet.
One day, he picked up a beautiful human being.
The human sneered, claiming he was taking it by force. Alpha refused to admit it and thought it was a gift from nature.
Human: "Bullshit."
Humans are cantankerous. At worst, he would yell at him and get out, at worst, he would behave like a puppy he had met before and cause havoc.
Until one day, human beings confess: "I love you."
Alpha exploded instantly: "Didi-di-di-"
The human asked nervously: "What's wrong?"
Alpha was silent.
Alpha said: "Warning, system overloaded."
Warning, system is overloaded. The robot sleeps in place and starts the super iteration, officially opening the love section.
The human being was so nervous that he let out a sharp cry: "Da Shachun! What are you doing!"
This is a battlefield!
#WorldWarAlsoLove#
(not)
Small Theater
One time, the human being was upset and said to Alpha: "Get lost."
Alpha was quiet for three seconds, then picked up his armpit and placed him on the bed with the iron frame.
Then, the mechanical knees bent, approaching the corner of the bed almost intrusively——
The human pursed his lips.
I saw Alpha's cold and ruthless red eyes changing in a second, and the tape on his chest began to play a song: "You are my rose, you are my flower..."
He was confident and puffed out his chest more and more.
Human: "?"
You'd better bring that crappy tape you picked up to court!
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1. Many private settings, interstellar hodgepodge, including alien backgrounds
2. None of the protagonists are perfect, and they do not have human bodies.
3. He in uppercase and bold letters
3. Update time is 12 o'clock later
Mission: No matter how difficult it is, we must work hard to live.
Reader comments
Alas, I have followed my teacher all the way from I Have a Sword Forging Workshop to the book I wrote for Tan Qingshu. My teacher's writing style is particularly delicate and gentle, but why is it not popular... It's so sad.
Alas, I have followed my teacher all the way from I Have a Sword Forging Workshop to the book I wrote for Tan Qingshu. My teacher's writing style is particularly delicate and gentle, but why is it not popular... It's so sad.
New Year is coming soon, happy New Year teacher