When Dazai Was Picked up by the Edogawa Family

"The trouble with genius is that, by the same measure, others think genius is great and worthy of respect, while genius thinks that they are small and pitiful people. Throughout his long life, he has to suppress this opinion. At the same time, he is destined to live in a bleak world, where he will not meet the same people." - Schopenhauer ... So, what if they meet? In the countless parallel worlds in the book, one day, Edogawa Shigeo, who was on a business trip to Miyagi Prefecture, salvaged a young hamster that had just run away from home from the Kitakami River... ———————————————— One day in the future, the 18-year-old Edogawa Ranpo will meet the main world [Edogawa Ranpo]... "You know?" He is a genius. "I've known it for a long time." "Why?" "Because - I am the elder brother!" He is an older brother, so he must protect his younger brother. It's my brother, so even if the world is as pale and small as dust, I still have to open my eyes and see. Edogawa Ranpo smiled proudly. —————————— [Identity change warning, original work completely deviates from warning] Here are: Edogawa · Heir to Wonka, the world's largest chocolate company · Member of the strongest detective sect · Disciple of Conan Doyle · Junior brother of Agatha · Youngest honorary professor of Shield Bridge University · Ranpo Edogawa (Dazai) · Vongola outside consultant · Shareholder of the world's largest crab product supply company · Wonka shareholder · Governance Fyodor · The Five Declines of the Gods · Leader of the House of Dead Rats · Mikhailovich · New Transcendent · Super Grunt · Revolutionary · Dostoevsky Nikolay·Five Declines of Heavenly Beings·Vasilyevich·Buddhist and Taoist monk and spiritual master·Gogol·New Transcendent·Dazai Osamu's wonderful skill disciple·Yanovsky etc. ———————— Probably, the story of "my stupid, fragile, barely cute brother" and "my naive, weak brother who can't take care of himself"? Oh, and their good friends in Moscow^-^. Demining: *Family affection! Family affection! Family affection! Say important things three times! I have no trouble pushing alone! *Novice in writing, many private settings! There will be a large number of original writers appearing! King of Ooc! *The IQ of the script team is limited to the IQ of the author. *For a better viewing experience, the author sent everyone a copy of Konjac's translation. *Yuan update, generate electricity for love, if it is not available at 22:22:22 or 11:11:11 in the evening, then don't wait, it will either be stuck in the review or it will not be available. *The cover is made by myself~ *Think of adding more. *10.21 Screenshots for commemoration Advance payment: "[Comprehensive Movement] The last son of the Kageyama family also refused to exercise today" A classic sports joke, in what field is Kageyama exercising today? "[Comprehensive] The Bizarre Adventures of Olivia Gogol" If you love her, tell her full name, Ovia Vasilievich Gogol Yanovskaya (Овия·Васи?льевич·Гоголь·Яновская/Ovia·Vasilievich·Gogol·Yanovskaya), The Bizarre Adventures of Gogol's Sister. "[Pseudo-historical live broadcast] Inventory of women through the ages" Life is cruel but brilliant, history is blind but sober, all difficulties are painful, and life is full of variety. Not real history! Not real history! Not real history! Da MingPrincess Zhenguo "Wen can manage the world, and military force can determine the country. Kuang Mansion is about to collapse, and the fate of the country can be saved for a hundred years." [Wei and Jin Dynasties] Wenzong Lisheng "Forty-three years of bitter tears have forged the name of a saint through the ages." Northern Song DynastyEmpress Wu De One phase through the ages … The soul of a thousand-year-old woman, if history holds true. Intention: Lonely souls will eventually meet.