Alien Biological Earth Study Abroad Office

The incident started with a special employee physical examination. Yin He, a lecturer at a certain university, was called to the principal's office. He looked down at the inexplicable "san value: S+" result on the report, and then looked up at the smiling principal. The principal rubbed his hands and asked kindly: "Teacher Yin, would you consider the position of associate professor in the Department of Biology at University A?" Yinhe:? Are you talking about the top professional associate professor at University A who is in the top 1 in the country and in the top 50 in the world? Is there such a good thing? Yinhe, who was facing promotion or resignation, held the principal's hand on the spot: "I'll go!" … So, the next day. Went to A University. The associate professor has taken up his post. Wages have gone up. Everything is so beautiful. Yinhe walked up to the podium happily and looked at the students below: Fifty eyeballs swimming happily in formalin; A weird creature that eats fingers while in class; A mountain of gold whose body is made of gold but can speak, write, eat, and drink formalin; A snakeskin bag that hides in the shadows and crawls like a vampire... Yinhe: "..." It's okay. Teaching is not teaching. Even if the dog comes, he has to finish learning in his classroom before leaving. He knocked on the blackboard and said refreshingly: "Good morning, classmates!" … After that. In just two months, Yin He rose to the top of the list of most popular professors at the School of Interstellar Communication at University A. As long as it's his class, there will definitely be enthusiastic international students who crowd the classroom. Even at the end of a certain graduation season, some international students tried to abduct their professors back to their home planet—— Yin He, who was rescued from the spaceship by the dean, was in a miserable state. When he turned his head, he saw that the human-looking dean A had actually grown a tail. He held the dean's tail gratefully and said, "Thank you, Mr. Dean, I will continue to work well." Dean: "..." It silently took its tail out of the human's hand, nodded coldly, and hid the pink tail behind its back. Since then, Interstellar Academy has a new rule: "Human professors are AAA-level controlled objects in this college. No international students are allowed to covet professors!" TIPS: Easy daily writing, healing reading before going to bed, 1V1, the cold snake dean x the human professor with stable sanity (I couldn't write the original advance notice, so I changed the copywriting. I kneeled down and apologized. If the original copywriting was outrageous, you can contact the author on Weibo to return it~) Purpose: Love work!