One day, the self-sufficient Zhenkui Gang was suddenly summoned to the imperial court. The person who announced the decree was none other than the young general Shao Qi had longed for. Looking at the handsome young man in front of him, Shao Qi accepted the decree readily and came back with cheerful steps to announce the good news.
When the gangsters heard this, they all took a collective breath. Young Master, have you forgotten that you are a woman?
Shao Qi: Huh?
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Shao Qi, who was promoted to captain, wore new armor, combed his smooth hair, and carried his favorite sword on his back. He ran to the young general's tent and told him what was on his mind.
The little general looked at the little dwarf in front of him: My mother has already decided to get married.
Shao Qi: Damn!
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Hearing that the young general's fiancée had broken off their engagement, Shao Qi was determined to rush forward again. These days, good husbands are all first come, first served. Unexpectedly, his thigh was suddenly hugged. Shao Qi lowered his head. The sick scholar, who was said to not live to be more than 20 years old, had a sallow face and panted heavily. He was very aggrieved: "Aqi, you and I are already skin-to-skin, aren't you going to be responsible for me?"
Shao Qi: Die!
Intention: People who have no long-term worries must have immediate worries