Kill Your Sweetheart First

[Advance collection of "After reading the book, I pinned the boss in the fish pond", "Atypical Scumbag [Quick Transmission]", "Underworld Online [Infinite]", please collect ~ The copy is at the bottom~, open the next book quickly] One day, the head of the Sword Sect received a secret book with ten golden characters on it—— "If you want to achieve the great road, first kill your sweetheart." Sword Sect Leader: I understand. He first finds a lover, and then is killed by his lover. In this case, he himself will be martyred, and if his lover achieves the attainment of enlightenment by killing his husband, the two of them can ascend together. Kill two birds with one stone! He looked at the fox demon lying on the bed and said seriously: "Are you willing to form a contract with me?" Fox Demon:? * The young master in the Hehuan Sect received a strange secret book that required him to kill his sweetheart first. Young Master: ....... After much thought, he packed up his belongings and secretly went down the mountain at night. There is a trick in the secret book of Hehuan Sect, "Slaying the Dragon with Lotus", but he has neither actual combat experience nor a sweetheart. If he wants to cultivate the great path, he has to go down the mountain to practice. He fell in love with a rich young man, pretending that he was a helpless little white flower who had fallen into the dust of the world, and stickyly pestered people to go home with him. But the other party turned out to be the Demon Lord. He smiled wildly and whispered in his ear: "Young Master, you can't go back on your word this time." * The great elder of the Medicine Sect frowned. He felt that someone was playing tricks on him. Who would give something like this as a birthday gift? Kill your sweetheart first? How to kill? Kill yourself? He and his sweetheart are one and the same soul. They finally developed a recipe to separate them and gave him a body. Now they have to destroy it and start over again. Isn't this ridiculous? "If you don't like this body, just say so and don't do these weird things." The great elder threw the secret book to the ground and said angrily. Second Elder:? ? ? Although I didn't know what I had done wrong, I still had to kiss and coax her. The two stood together like two lotuses. * Tiandao became insane after being invaded by unknown data, and decided to destroy the Three Realms. So, it gave a secret book to the three chosen sons. Only by killing the one they like can they achieve enlightenment and ascend. Later, these three chosen sons met by chance. The Sword Sect leader holding the fox demon said: "..." The young master of the Hehuan Sect who is in love with the Demon Lord: "..." The great elders of the Medicine Sect: "..." How come everyone's partners are still alive and well? Tiandao: A group of love brains are numb. * The unit text is connected in series, and the order is as above. Each unit explains a part of the main background line. Doting on each other and being clean, Narcissus warns! ! Narcissus race high! ! 2021.7.3 * Pre-receipt ① "Atypical Scumbag [Quickly Wear]" Rong Fei was successfully promoted to minister in his 100th year working in the scumbag department of the Kuaishou Bureau and entered a life of retirement. As a result, because the world consciousness feels that other departments have been innovated, the scumbags should also keep pace with the times, create different colors and different fireworks, require the scumbag departments to reform, and provide their own unfinished small worlds. Reform? How can I change it? Isn't it enough that I've given you all my heart and soul to give you this? ? Because Rong Fei was so good at his job as a minister, he took the lead in entering the new small world of work (and failed). Everyone bid him farewell with tears and praised him as a good minister. Rong Fei: ***! * Campus Love Everyone knows that Rong Fei is very much in love with Gu Qing. They know that they have known each other for twenty years as childhood sweethearts. They also know that Gu Qing is staying out at night and is tired of him. Rong Fei: Never loved. Gu Qing: Who started the rumor? My wife ran away, please pay me! * [Abandoned beads on the palm] Rong Fei is a domineering young master. He is backed by the largest sect in the world of cultivation, and his brother is the strongest immortal. He has lived in fine clothes and lived well since he was a child, and has been carefree. Later, he met his old enemy, Long Aotian, and the two fell in love with each other and got married. In the end, he discovered that everything was just a well-planned scam. Rong Fei: relieved Long Aotian: QAQ * Canary Those who use sex to serve others will lose their lust and love. Canary, who had been doted on by the head of the Gu family for ten years, was kicked out of the Gu family with only a few dozen yuan on her. Rong Fei: It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others Patriarch Gu: Where is my wife? I have such an older wife —— Pre-collection ② "After passing through the book, I pinned the boss in the fish pond" When Gu Changqing woke up, he found that he was wearing a book. He slipped into a love story book with extremely erotic plots and became a beautiful musician with fingers as delicate as bones. According to what his Tiandao biological father said, he had to avoid the ending of the original book, and he had to be killed, enlightened, and ascended before he could go home. Gu. Idiot beauty. Heavenly darling. Changqing:...? Ah? ! * In the original novel, the beautiful musician is a sea king. He got entangled with the general, the Taifu and the Imperial Master. In the end, the villain Emperor Qi Che suddenly appeared and killed him on the spot in the name of "reincarnation of the evildoer", with a sword piercing his heart. Fortunately, when he came through, the plot had just begun. He decided to keep quiet for now and not have any ambiguity with these people. Being good brothers would save his life for a long time. So—— On Mondays, he and the general rode out to hunt and pick fruits; On Tuesday, I spent time with the Imperial Master looking at the stars and the moon and chatting about poems and songs; On Wednesday, he and his wife would cook tea, wine, flowers, and paintings; The remaining days were spent wandering around, and soon captured the hearts of everyone in the palace. But later... The general grabbed him by the neck and asked him about his relationship with the Taifu; The Imperial Master pressed his red lips with his cool fingertips and asked him casually why he didn't wear the robes he had given him; The Taifu cooked tea and painted for him, and admired flowers and moonlight with him. He couldn't help himself and asked for a status. He also inadvertently asked him why he was in the same room with the Imperial Master yesterday. Gu Changqing: ... Grass. Why is this plot so damn familiar? * In the Zhao Dynasty, countless men and women fell in love with Gu Changqing, causing uproar throughout the capital. The emperor, who saw everything in his eyes, couldn't help but push him against the dragon bed and sneered: "You dare to play with me, how brave you are!" Gu Changqing's eyes turned red: "What, is your Majesty going to kill me?" Is the day finally coming when he is killed and is enlightened, ascends to heaven and is taken back to the heavenly palace? Qi Che made a move, kissed his forehead and sighed helplessly: "How could I let it go?" Gu Changqing lay dead. Tired and numb. * The emperor returned from the calamity. Before he could finish digesting the memories of the soul fragments, the palace door was kicked open. Gu Changqing leaned against the door and smiled slightly: "Your Majesty, does the cuckold look good?" The emperor was silent, found a clean patch of ground and knelt down. * ? * "Underworld OnlineInfinite" Lin Xi, a poor college student, received a flyer after getting off work "Ding dong—— Since its launch, Earth Online has sold trillions of copies, received rave reviews, and won the first place in the Most Favorite Award for all races in the universe! In order to give back to players of all races and solve the problems of repairing untimely death, low fertility rate and lack of rich gameplay, we now solemnly launch the Earth online plus version - Hell Online! Here, you can experience the happiness of real ghosts, feel the courage and wisdom of all races in the face of natural and man-made disasters, and enjoy the more exciting chase battles after the transformation of different races! There are also NPCs such as poor migrant workers who are kind, beautiful and weak but can be bullied, noble and cool college students, rich young masters whose life experiences are a mystery, etc. Waiting for you to discover! What are you waiting for? Hundreds of millions of copies are waiting for you to explore! PS: Don't underestimate NPC! " Lin. The life story of a poor working-class college student is a mystery. West:...? Ah? ! * It turns out that there is a second world after death. Indescribable ghosts, harsh and weird rules, intrigues and bloody killings are the eternal themes. The first one on the list, "The Stranger," has been worshiped as a god by countless players with his reputation as a dungeon-destroying machine that blocks gods and Buddhas, and is the hope for them to return to the normal world. I hope that I am downloading dungeons frequently, and it is said that I am looking for a special NPC. Lin Xi angrily tore off the missing person notice: "I told you that special NPCs cannot be conquered!" * It took a long time for Lin Xi to realize the difference between the two worlds: "Huh? Don't you have ghosts or mutant rabbits over there? That's so boring... No, I mean, it's very safe." Under the confused eyes of her lover, Lin Xi showed his signature sweet smile - innocent and cute. JPG Intention: Be full of hope for tomorrow