The Monster Family Became Famous in the Baby Variety Show [Entertainment Circle]

Shi Xiaoxiao is a little killer whale who is accidentally adopted by Miss Wang and Mr. Caesar because he likes two-legged animals to come ashore. Miss Wang is a thousand-year-old zombie who is often troubled by mold and hair growing during the rainy season. Mr. Caesar is the blood prince. He settled in China because of his love for duck blood fans and makes a living by making coffins. Out of all the places in the world, he used the most solid materials and the most beautiful shapes, which deeply attracted Miss Wang. A family of three, including the blood prince, the thousand-year-old zombie and the little killer whale monster. Everyone is not human, and everyone pretends to be human in a tacit understanding, pretending to be a happy family of three. *** The disguise was so successful that they participated in the baby show as amateur guests. Sports-mad families and little ones choose their accommodations through a tug-of-war competition. Barrage: "Oops, Xiaoxiao has no choice but to live in a thatched house." Xiaoxiao gently pulled the rope, and the sports maniac fell to the ground. Barrage:? ! Xiaoxiao wrapped her vest tightly: "It must have been too windy today and blew them down, haha." The celebrity's children looked down on Shi Xiaoxiao and thought she was a wild child who couldn't play the piano or dance. Barrage: "Although it's very heartbreaking to say, Xiaoxiao really doesn't have much education..." Miss Wang sneered: "Haha, chess, calligraphy and painting, horse riding and archery, the six arts of a gentleman, tell me, what do you want to learn?" Barrage: "?! Why are Sister Wang's etiquette exactly the same as those in ancient books?" Miss Wang smiled shyly: "Oh, I'm just an ordinary amateur who likes ancient culture." *** Wealthy families took out the notes of great mathematicians that were sold at exorbitant prices and used them to educate their children. Barrage: "This is the most advanced way to show off your wealth! With such notes, how stupid a child can be, right?" In fact. Kai Mathematician Sa: "Shi Xiaoxiao, look into my eyes, do you know how to add, subtract, multiply and divide?!" Xiaoxiao: "Maybe, maybe, a little bit?" Caesar: ... He's going to cool down in the refrigerator! ————Open this book "Part-time job with monster, monthly salary of 3,000" Qiuqiu collection—— One-sentence summary: The evil villain actually works under me, working diligently and earning a monthly salary of three thousand. Chen Ming is the ancient god Zhu Jiuyin. He woke up after sleeping for ten thousand years and randomly found a milk tea shop to shake milk tea and get familiar with modern society. The store owner, Chang'an, is a sweet and cute little girl. The milk tea shop is not worried about losing money. She focuses on maintaining emotional stability. Chen Ming was afraid of scaring her, so he tried his best to hide his abnormality. However, Chen Ming had no idea that this money-losing milk tea shop was the Haicheng branch of the Special Incident Management Bureau. In short. The bandit went to the station and asked, "Brother, where did you get this gun from?" * The news of Chen Ming's awakening was leaked, and his former rival wanted to take revenge while his strength was not fully restored. It was getting dark, and a terrifying skull pattern appeared in the sky. The enemy said with a ferocious smile: "Take your life!" Chen Ming stood in front of Chang An. Chang'an is weak, pitiful, and innocent. She must not be allowed to suffer unreasonable disasters. When Chen Ming was about to say something was coming for me, Chang An pushed him away. The weak, pitiful and innocent Chang'an shouted loudly, with murderous intent: "I fucked your father, I've given you face, haven't you? How dare you touch my clerk!" Chen Ming:? ? ? Teacher, why does my parent An know how to curse? * Good news: The arch-enemy Fox was KO'd by Chang'an Better news: The fox's throat was swollen after being beaten, and he was temporarily unable to speak, unable to tell his true identity. But it always recovers. Chen Ming mopped the ground and thought: How about drowning it with the mop head (?) Chen Ming stared at the tiger with eager eyes, and the fox was frightened. Seeing Chang An coming over seemed like seeing a savior. However, Chang'an gave the fox a big butt bag and said with a fierce look, "Do you want to eat my clerk again?!" Chen Ming is good, monsters are bad. Fox: QAQ Clear Soup Master! I am wronged! ! ! * Chang'an was very satisfied with the new clerk. He was handsome and obedient, but he couldn't let this dead fox scare him. So Chang'an took the fox home and imprisoned him. That night, Chen Ming knocked on her door. His long eyelashes were lowered and he said pitifully, "I'm a little scared. Can I live with you?" Chang'an (shy) (cowardly): Isn't this a bit... Too good 0v0 Chang'an is very happy, and Chen Ming is very satisfied. Only the fox bangs against the wall in the cage: QAQ help! Is there anyone who cares about my life and death? ! Purpose: Explore family education and grow up happily together