Mimosa Self-Survival Manual

Mimosa self-survival rules: 1. Pretend to be a human being. 2. Stay away from humans. 3. Think again. Qin Yu put down the manual: "Do you want me to teach you how to behave?" Han Xiu hesitated. Qin Yu grimaced. Han Xiu: "Okay." ---- Copywriting two: The environment has become harsh, and a very small number of animals and plants have independently differentiated into humans in order to adapt to living conditions. Han Xiu entered the society and lived independently after graduating from the United Bureau as an outstanding student, but found that it was difficult to be a human being. He doesn't want to be a human anymore. - A new person came to the office. When Qin Yu inspected the site, he found that he had his eyes closed piously and his hands were touching the earth, as if he was a psychic from heaven and earth. Qin Yu:...... Later, he became Qin Yu's assistant. Qin Yu was very irritated when facing the idiot: "With the plan like this, do I still need to praise you for your job well done? Do you need to pay a bonus?" Han Xiu was very grateful for the compliment: "No, this is what I should do." Qin Yu:? - After an accidental mouth contact, Qin Yu's head twitched and he chose to close his eyes and pretend to be dead. Han Xiu immediately panicked, thinking that the other party was poisoned due to exposure to mimosa alkaline. His legs went weak and he knelt down beside him and began to confess. "I'm sorry, I'm not human." Qin Yu lay with his eyes closed, thinking that it wasn't that serious, so he just thought I had suffered a loss. "I am Mimosa." ! Qin Yu opened his eyes and looked at Han Xiu's head. The situation seemed a bit serious. *Bad-tempered perfectionist attack × Don't want to be honest and suffer others Good at yin and yang and strange things × can't understand human speech 1v1 HE ---------- Advance receipt copy: Lu Chengjing has established an image for himself: Calm, silent, sensible, and motivated flower of the high mountains. A friend said:. As long as you are happy Before going home, Lu Chengjing changed out of his tattered clothes hung with metal chains, took off a row of shining earrings, and waited for her husband to come home for dinner. Wait. Then wait. Wait. : ) Hmm, he must have died outside :) Lu Chengjing slammed the table and made a loud noise. "Are you in a bad mood?" Ji Feng came back to life at the door. Lu Chengjing: "No, there is a mosquito." Ji Feng wiped off the snowflakes he had just picked up in the courtyard on his coat: "Yeah." - Ji Feng has no feelings about this business marriage. He always puts interests first, and this is the optimal arrangement. It's just that he feels that many of his husband's actions make him a little... He endured his headache and used his precious time to tell Lu Chengjing: You can find some hobbies of your own. (He cares about me You can improve yourself more and realize your personal value. (He is helping me plan You don't need to report your itinerary to me. (He feels at ease with me You don't have to bother me. (Hey, I can't explain it, hahahahaha, clenched my fists - Lu Chengjing always thinks of that day. He was fooling around with his friends every day, and the brother of one of them came to fish for him, which made the scene not very nice. It happened that there was a power outage in the bar, so a group of people went out together to cool off in order to lighten the atmosphere. It's approaching sunset outside, and the sunlight is sparse and sparse. The man's brother's boyfriend came to pick him up. Frowning, eyes lowered, very patient and gentle. Although Lu Chengjing didn't want to admit it, he probably fell in love with his beloved Ji Feng at that time. - Ji Feng told Lu Chengjing: Investing too much emotion in others is often a sign of excessive personal consciousness. What controls one's behavior is not love, but an illusion of self-absorption. Lu Chengjing thinks: That's quite right. Maybe it wasn't love, but the reflective sunset that day was so beautiful. *Calm and self-sustained to control the attack×Don't follow the routine to lick the dog and suffer Gradually go up × Gradually go down Marry first, then love (or maybe divorce, then love) You have your own band, so there are a few elements of the entertainment industry (maybe not a few 1v1, he Purpose: It doesn't matter if you are different from others, just be yourself