My name is Xiao Zixuan.
I have a sister named Xiao Zhixian.
My father and mother are all ordinary people, but my sister Xiao Zhexian is not. She is a roll king! ! !
How could a shark emerge from a nest of salted fish? ! [Paralysis. Jpg]
Ever since I was little, I have always watched her roll with great respect, and she became the champion after rolling the first roll.
Of course, inevitably, there are always people who use my sister to try to cheer me up, but...
Me: "Sister, can you XX?"
My sister nodded calmly.
I turned around and said to the person: "Look at my sister, a little girl who knows how to do sex. You, an adult, must also know how to do it, right?"
One person fled.
Me: "Sister, do you know how to ×××?"
My sister nodded calmly while reciting the words, then turned 360 degrees to show her hand.
I didn't need to say anything more, the rest of the people just shut up obediently.
My parents naturally wanted me to stand up, but...
Me: "I can be like my sister, but you have to set an example."
Facts have proved that we are indeed a family, and we can produce babies with certain genes.
It's rolled so hard!
Although I have never beaten my sister in betting since I was a child, there is one thing I beat her in. I got married before she did! [Hold your chest proudly. Jpg]
My girlfriend is gentle and beautiful.
Although after getting married, my sister said that she found a girlfriend before me, which shocked us, not for anything else, but mainly because we always thought she would be lonely, ah no, we thought she would live with the experiment her whole life.
My sister found a sister, it's very good＾ｖ＾?⌒O⌒
Concept: Love is the glue of communication