
All Members of My Boy Band Are Inhuman [Entertainment Circle]
我的男团全员非人[娱乐圈]
by Shi Xuan (时喧)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 159k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[The new article "Outrageous Stepmother is Popular on the Internet" has been published. The copy is at the bottom. If you like it, you can click on the column~] Golden agent Yu Yingshi was persecuted and her career was frustrated. She could only work in a small company and take over the Nineteenth Line Boy Group. There are five members in the boy band, each with his own way of getting confused—— Someone went on a show and told an actress you met for the first time that your boyfriend was cheating on her. Someone boldly opened the mic to criticize popular singers for pretending to play and lip-sync If you are traveling, you will encounter flight delays and event cancellations. There are also those who refuse to go on stage at commercial performances and ruin the scene. Yu Yingshi: Good guy! All the non-human things are done by you! Boy band member: Actually... They are not human in the first place (x) After accepting the fact that all members of the boy band are non-human, Yu Yingshi began to lead everyone out of the group in a fancy way: Qilin helped various fans avoid several house collapses through divine prophecies Feifei's koi attributes attracted reposts across the internet Prisoner Niu can play n kinds of musical instruments. One person is a symphony orchestra. Bai Ze relied on his terrifying knowledge reserve to become the most powerful encyclopedia in history. As the members' careers gradually reached their peak, Yu Yingshi suddenly discovered that the true identity and talent of someone in the team had not been revealed so far. This person's popularity seems to be entirely due to his cold and abstinent Bingshan character, coupled with that face that makes Nuwa exclaim "wonderful" when she sees her. She secretly called Qilin and asked, "Do you know Ying Feng's talent?" Qilin smiled evilly: "He can cast poison." "Go, play a gu?" Yu Yingshi seemed to know the reason why Ying Feng became the most popular, and wondered whether this was unfair competition. Ying Feng, who happened to be passing by, caught a glimpse of the two of them and justified himself: "I can only be poisoned once in my life." Yu Yingshi breathed a sigh of relief. "But this opportunity has already been used." Qilin narrowed his eyes and tried to break up the situation. ! ! ! Yu Yingshi's heart was in her throat again. Her idols can't collapse the house! ! ! A long time later, Yu Yingshi said: #My boy band really even has a different way of demolishing a house# --- Food guide: 1. Boy group members × managers cannot accept idol love and eat with caution~ 2. I haven't thought of it for the moment, so let's bow to everyone. --- Copy of the serialized article "The Outrageous Stepmother Is All Over the Internet": Lu Youran is dressed as the evil stepmother of the villain hero. The original person used trickery to marry a wealthy man. After the marriage, he was left out in the cold, his mentality was unbalanced, and he took out his anger on his three-year-old stepson. The stepson gradually turned black under the abuse, and when he became an adult, he killed his original body with a knife. After recalling the plot, Lu Youran felt that he was a fool—— If you have money, kids, and a big house, who cares if that old man comes home? - Lu Youran plunged into the happy life of a wealthy family. When he was tired of spending money, he wanted to fulfill the top-notch dream that he had never realized in his previous life. In order to quickly clear up her original reputation, she chose to take her stepson to the hospital. The anti-fans came over after hearing the news. They wanted to see Lu Youran take off his disguise, but were gradually led astray by the outrageous style of the mother and son: When being bullied by naughty children, other parents asked Zaizai to be tolerant and understanding. Lu Youran patted his cub's butt. Audience: She hit... The next second, Lu Youran pointed at the crying cub and said reluctantly: "Why should I forgive you after you apologized? Don't you see that he is very sad now?" "What? Are you still young?" "Then I can't let you go! The little tree won't grow straight until it's repaired!" Audience: Her! What a great guy! A hero among mothers! A role model for our generation! Other parents were worried about Zaizai's "puppy love" and tried their best to monitor her for fear of affecting her grades. Lu Youran listened to Song Zhiyan's "Secret Love" with great interest. "If you like it, just chase him boldly!" She slapped her thigh anxiously. Audience: She teaches her children early... The next second, Lu Youran changed the topic and said with a sad face: "But Xiaomei is very popular. Boys who like her can speak three languages, fencing, and mental arithmetic." Song Zhiyan immediately climbed out of bed and turned on his little genius learning machine. Audience: She taught her children that the early bird catches the worm! What a great independent learning method! Other parents sacrificed their lives to take care of Zaizai. Lu Youran was wearing a hot girl dress, stiletto heels, and careful makeup. Audience: This woman left her cub behind and went to fool around! The next second, Lu Youran picked up the similarly dressed cub and interacted passionately: "What is the goal of the banquet?" "Pretend to be lost when you see a handsome guy! Give Mama your mobile phone number and ask him to call!" Audience: This woman... It's time to get out of the misery of the old man. She deserves better! - The deer Youran came downstairs with her cub. As soon as she opened the door, she bumped into a man who was covered in cold air. Song Li: "I heard that you and the eight little puppies are crying and complaining that I can't do it?" "Uh." Lu Youran used the cub as a shield in front of him: "Let me clarify, it's not eight, it's six." In less than half a second, all live broadcast footage was cut off. Audience: Is it agreed that Song Li is an old man? ? ? # #YouRan+You are so outrageous! # Intention: Not to be afraid of difficulties and shine in your own love.

. . Although, this is so unpleasant. Yingying was wrongly accused for no reason.
If I take dozens of dollars from you, it will almost take away your heartache. You took thousands of dollars from others before, but you didn't take it seriously.
I feel so unhappy and speechless. Yingying is right. Why don't you become a screenwriter? ! ! ! Ah! ! ! ! ! !
If this father is not punished in any way, I disagree, wouldn't it mean that he can kill people arbitrarily, so that the status of the two parties matches? Equal? Is the heroine's safety guaranteed?