In the Civil Affairs Bureau
I was shocked: "Ji Mohan, she said you were 30?"
Ji Mohan: "I am 30, what did she say?"
Me: "How can you be 30!"
Ji Mohan: "Auntie, does it affect whether you marry me if I am 30 or 40?"
Me: "That doesn't matter unless you are 50."
The police came and they asked me, madam, do you need help? Have you been cheated?
Intention: I will give you a home