River, a well-known game anchor from a certain cat, is always at the top of the top list, and is a three-position all-around master who only plays the core game to clear out resources.
In a certain KPL regular season game, he gave commentary at the request of the audience in the live broadcast room.
Anchor: This shooter can use the opponent's skills in different ways. Why don't you learn how to move from the river crab?
Anchor: I got pulled three times while playing red. I know. The jungler must be worshiping the red buff.
Anchor: First big and then flash, who can see this auxiliary operation and not say something awesome?
Anchor: Get the most economy and lose the most points. If you can win the top lane in this game, you have to give one to your teammates. Oh, you have to give two to the wild father.
Audience: The anchor didn't mention the mid laner after a round of trolling. Is it because the mid laner played well?
Anchor: Mid laner? What can you say about a bastard tool man? It's not just about his hands.
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Two months later, a certain cat held a champion player challenge. River used his three best positional heroes and was defeated by the opponent's champion mid laner, GGe captain Owl, to a score of 0-3. His head was hammered off, and he was eventually removed from the broadcast in disgrace.
The next day, River, who never turned on the camera and had never shown his face, opened his mouth with a stumbling face with a face that was unexpectedly bright and thick: "The mid laner is a very important, very demanding position, very demanding of operation, very demanding of consciousness. The mid laner is the best in the world. I used to be too narrow-minded..."
Audience:? ? ?
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Everyone thought that Owl, the current professional leader, was an unrequited fan of streamer River. Until one day, when River was live broadcasting, a very familiar voice suddenly appeared on the microphone.
"Baby, where are the pajamas you bought me last time?"
Audience: ... Is this too much information? ! ! !
Reading tips:
1. Scheming boy/jealous king/mid lane attacker x unrequited love/double standard/jungle Shou, Xia Xiao (Owl) x Ling Lu (River), Shou is the anchor from the beginning to the end, and will not play professionally to join the team
2. A sweet couple, a fake reunion (reconciliation in Chapter 4, but there is a chance of a knife falling in the early stage), a real young couple showing affection, a love-struck couple from an outsider's perspective
3. The game is the king, and all team characters have no prototypes! ! You can watch young couples fall in love without playing games!
4. Privately set up to play peak matches all day long. There are only spring/autumn matches in a year. Except for the competition system and the game, it is not linked to reality. All participating players are adults.
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