"Knight, we have detected a bully ahead who is bullying the weak. Please step forward as soon as possible to eliminate evil and promote good!"
Zhao Xiaoshu looked at the five iron tower-like figures opposite and decisively chose to turn around and run away.
"It is detected that the host is inactive, and the current warning counts down..."
Zhao Xiaoshu's eyes were filled with tears and he was speechless. He could only carefully take off the jade butterfly hairpin he wore on his head, then he turned around and walked over with his fists clenched.
After five breaths, the alley was peaceful except for a pile of suspected humanoid species in the corner.
Mr. Ouyang and his party happened to be passing by at the entrance of the alley, with expressions of confusion, surprise, fright, and terror on their faces alternately.
Zhao Xiaoshu: "Hey, oh, oh, if I say that the weather is too hot today, these hot, oh-so-strong warriors will feel unwell and fainted on the ground... Do you believe it?"
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Mr. Wan Xiaohou feels that the always pretentious little green tea in the Shaoqing family of Dali Temple has been particularly strange recently.
He remembered that Little Green Tea had to tie a small bell around her ankle wherever she went. The noise made other people's ears hurt, but she still thought it was beautiful.
But when we visited the lake last time, we found that she no longer hung the bell, but replaced it with a pile of dusty... Sandbags? ! ! !
And that waist, he saw it right, it was a soft sword! Sword! Bar!
"Wan Xiaohua, why did you ask me to come here? I have to attend the flower viewing party!" Zhao Xiaoshu glared at this well-known playboy in the capital.
"The flower viewing party is so boring. Come on, I will take you to the Cuju venue... And don't call me Wan Xiaohua! Did you hear Zhao Xiaoshu?"
Zhao Xiaoshu was so angry that he said, "Ah, ah, don't call me Zhao Xiaoshu, hey, take my sword!"
The weird little green tea tree × Wan Xiaohua, the dandy from Beijing
1. The female protagonist looks weak and artificial in the early stage, but in the later stage, she has incredible strength, strong heart and is naturally black; the male protagonist looks perverse and unruly, but in fact has extremely upright views, and is like a chicken in love;
2. The plug-in is a system (male mother) and comes from a higher plane, so the golden finger is a dimensionality reduction attack.
Pre-released article: "After Senior Sister Bai Yueguang goes offline", a female majoring in magical writing.
Purpose: The rivers and lakes are so big that even Xiaoshu wants to see them