Xiao Jinnan: I often don't get along with Lao Gong because I'm not sexy enough!
Ni Chenxi: As long as I am coquettish enough to make my wife ecstasy, I can eat her to death!
1. Two people went to the supermarket and saw strawberries sold in front of them.
Ni Xiaosao: Nannan, can you lend me some money to buy strawberries? I'll pay you back then.
Xiao Jinnan (big heart): What's the relationship between us? Talk about money! Take it! Buy strawberries!
Ni Xiaosao ran to buy strawberries.
Night
Xiao Jinnan pushed Ni Xiaosao who was planting strawberries on her body: What are you doing~
Ni Chenxi: I'll give you back the strawberries, but there's still two hundred and forty left!
As soon as he finished speaking, he sucked out another fresh strawberry.
Xiao Jinnan:!!! No need! No need! Talking about money hurts feelings! No need to pay it back!
Ni Chenxi: No! If you borrow something, you must repay it! You must be trustworthy! You must repay it!
Xiao Jinnan was planted with strawberries from the inside out by someone who was trustworthy for a long time.
The next day
Xiao Jinnan stood up from the bed and looked at the rose-pink dots all over her body, speechless: So this is the reason why you bought so many kilograms of strawberries? ? ?
2. The two of them were sitting on the sofa arm-in-arm, each playing with their mobile phones.
Ni Chenxi was browsing Weibo and saw the hot search for xxx star cupping. She clicked on it by accident. The general idea was that kissing scenes are done by kissing, and kissing scenes by xxx stars are done by cupping. In the play, the heroine's mouth was deformed by kissing. He raised the corner of his mouth and whispered to Xiao Jinnan: Do you want me to cupping you? I'm very good at it and can also remove moisture from the body.
Xiao Jinnan thought about the identity of a certain doctor and was a little excited: Really? Then let me try?
After the "cupping" activity, Xiao Jinnan's mouth was numb, and he was so angry at Ni Chenxi's sexual manipulations that he had prostate hyperplasia: Now he regrets it, regrets it very much...
Ni Chenxi is cold on the outside and coquettish on the inside.
On the consequences of online dating overturning with voice changers and fake voices
A silly, mindless piece of writing, a sweet piece of writing for everyday life, a lousy writing style, a debut novel
For the sake of love, even shirtless!
Purpose: Be sincere between people